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Shane’s Montréal Biodôme outing with the Pike children is captured on camera by several fans. Tabloids, of course, take this as an opportunity to gleefully speculate about Shane Hollander’s secret lovechild.
Ilya Rozanov handles the whole thing super well, obviously.
Lily:cute baby.
And then Ilya blocked Hollander.
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shark coochie board by fakeroyalty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
29 Jul 2026
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“Yeah, of course,” Rose said easily, like a ‘bitch sesh’ was something Shane had ever participated in his life. “We get together and complain about how hard it is to be rich and famous and talented and super hot.”
“Okay, if we’re in a competition for that, I think you deserve the majority of the bitching time.” Shane felt himself smiling. “Considering you’re way more rich and famous than me.”
“I notice you didn’t include talented or super hot.” Rose tilted her head, arching her brows. “I will remember this, Hollander.”
“You’re so hot I wanted to date you, and I’m literally gay,” Shane deadpanned. “You’re so hot I thought you were going to fix me.”
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Rose Landry gets the Lily timeline. She’s going to blow that man up with her mind, as soon as she finishes this charcuterie board.
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jurassic, or triassic, or whatever by aggravatingmf, fakeroyalty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Feb 2026
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“It’s okay, Luca,” Hollander told him, voice sounding as unaffected as usual (except for when Ilya ragebaited him, then he would get all squeaky and flushed — it was very cute, not that Luca would ever say that) as he precisely adjusted his sock over his shin pad. “Ilya’s just being a dick. Plenty of guys got posters of their favorite players. I used to have a Scott Hunter one back in the day.”
“You what.”
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my boy pretty like a girl by aggravatingmf, fakeroyalty for ncityinthehouse
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
27 Jan 2026
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“Yeah, if I’m gonna be getting up close and personal with Montreal, Comeau is like, last choice,” Marlow agreed. “Bottom two on the roster, for sure.”
Stebbins snorted, adjusting his pads. “And who’s topping it?”
Marlow paused, thick eyebrows furrowing in thought, like this was a legitimate question he should consider seriously. “Hollander,” he declared, with entirely too much confidence.
“I mean…Hollander’s got a nice ass,” Stebbins offered, as if to support Marlow.
“And Hollander’s, like, kinda pretty too,” Carmichael chimed in. Seriously? Carmichael? The fuck? “Pretty like a girl.”
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Mark is straight. So is his roommate, Johnny. Strapped for cash, and somewhat desperate, they agree on the only logical fix — filming videos of them having sex to post on the internet.
What could possibly go wrong?
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wine & whine by fakeroyalty
Fandom Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
29 Jul 2026
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“We, uh, Brian and I, that is. We decided to open up the relationship.”
“Okay?” Ilya says, voice flat. “What is that?”
Hollander shrugs. His posture has gone stiff again. “It. It means we’re still together, but we can also like...see other people. Or not see, because we’re not dating anyone else but, uh. Fuck. Fuck other people.”
Oh.
“And this is why you texted me?” Ilya asks.
In a way, it’s almost better. Hollander and his boyfriend breaking up and Ilya reaping the rewards would be enjoyable. Ilya having to work for that reward himself, getting the chance to fuck Hollander so good he forgets all about that loser who attached himself to him like a parasite before he was old enough to know better?
Well. Ilya loves a challenge.
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06 Aug 2026
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Your Flight Has Been Delayed by americnxgirl
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
04 Aug 2026
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Ilya Rozanov is many things—a pain in Shane Hollander’s ass, hockey’s biggest playboy, a better chirper in his second language than most people are in their first, the only player who can challenge Shane for the title of “best of his generation.” But when Shane and Ilya get stuck next to each other on a long-delayed flight to the MLH Awards, Shane realizes something else about him: Ilya Rozanov is hot.
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Shane and Ilya never hooked up at the CCM shoot. Seven years later, they end up on the same flight from New York City to Las Vegas.
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04 Aug 2026
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Catfished by Shane Hollander!? by MadeofMud
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
13 Jul 2026
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“Who are you talking to?” Sveta is looking with a raised eyebrow, at Ilya’s delighted face.
“Ah, I am talking to my catfish.”
“What do you mean, your catfish?” Ilya angles the phone so Sveta can see the shirtless picture on the screen.
“This guy is pretending to be Shane Hollander on Grindr. It’s pretty funny. He’s cropped the face out, but he’s using pictures from the billboard next to my apartment.”
Or: Ilya Rozanov is sure he's being catfished- why would the real Shane Hollander be on Grindr, talking to random university of Ottawa students? But the more he talks to Wayne, the more he starts to like him, and the more he wishes Wayne would just come clean so they can finally be together.
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02 Aug 2026
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The lights are too fucking bright right now by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Jul 2026
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There really was no way he would have been able to break up with Shane tonight. He is a weak, weak man. He is a weak man who needs to get the fuck out of here before he goes back on Twitter and causes problems, or before he does something else insane like sniffing through Shane’s underwear drawer or running a reverent hand across his yoga mat. All around him is Shane Shane Shane and Shane is not here. Shane is at Montreal General Hospital in unknown condition, possibly alone.
Ilya is putting his shoes on before he fully realizes that he’s decided to go to the hospital.
Shane Hollander is carted off the ice after getting hit by Cliff Marlow. An exhausted and still-grieving Ilya Rozanov spirals, makes some stupid choices, and accidentally finds himself hanging out with his situationship’s parents.
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30 Jul 2026
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Slow Dancing in the Dark by comeswithaprice
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
08 Jul 2026
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There were things about Shane Hollander that existed only in the dark, and those things were most of him.
or; a moment of vulnerability at a team gathering turns into a viral scandal overnight when a video of Shane coming out is leaked to the press.
Suddenly, everyone is watching. Everyone is talking. Everyone is judging.
It all goes to hell—until maybe it doesn't.
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28 Jul 2026