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A Repaid Favor by fancyhandsbakery
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
30 Apr 2026
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Bodies were turning up. Same injury. Same method. But no motive clear. Eareaser Head and Best Jeanist's only lead is a small connection to the disgraced hero Lady Nagant. They have one known name left. Finding their next lead through him won't turn out how they expected. Not when they were now inches from death, held hostage by the last person anyone would expect. Now they need to figure out why a young rising hero would do this. And quickly. Before he makes up his mind on their usefulness.
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Assassin Hawks. Backstory reveal. -
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Fili really wants to court Ori. Why won't Thorin let him?
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Do you mean it? by fancyhandsbakery
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
22 Mar 2026
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“Uncle, I wish to talk to you. Alone.”
Fíli had been planning this conversation for some time. Long before King Thranduil had locked them up in his dungeon for weeks, even before Mirkwood’s shadow had darkened his mood. He’d thought about it every long night when Ori’s soft voice read from his books and every time that shy laugh slipped free. It was supposed to be a good moment. It was supposed to end with Thorin giving his blessing and Ori smiling that tiny, surprised smile that Fíli loved more than anything.
"No."
-Fili wants to court Ori. Thorin says no. -
You Were Supposed to Love Me Forever by fancyhandsbakery
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood: Lost Days, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
28 Apr 2025
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The night didn’t start out as a complete disaster. In fact, it was going rather well until Jason made unwanted eye contact with unblinking white eyes and a blast of light.
-Jason gets hit by spell that makes him tell the truth/is more impulsive. He gets to yell at Bruce.
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Fire in the Belly by Revans_Mask
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
04 Mar 2023
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Presenting as an alpha is the worst thing that could've happened to Alicent Hightower. Not only will it end her friendship with Rhaenyra, her father is going to send her far, far away in order to make sure she doesn't bring shame to the Hightower name. Unless, of course, she and Rhaenyra can find some way to to turn this to their advantage...
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“I…worry about Rhaenyra’s marriage.” He started, and Daemon nodded for him to continue.
“She’s so young, and she will be so far away.” He paused again, taking a breath, “I want to make things easier for her. And I was hoping with your…experience you could teach her something.”
“Something?” Daemon asked, not following.
“I want you to give her riding lessons, damn it Daemon.” Viserys said with a huff.
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Or: Viserys thinks it is obvious he means dragonriding lessons. It's not.
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- Part 5 of collection a la crackfic
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Then, that scent slams into him like water crashing onto a beach.
/Alpha/.
Aemond dodges another attack and swings, striking Ser Criston's mace from his hands and immediately pointing his dagger at his neck. The knight holds up his hands and surrenders. Around them, applause rings throughout the courtyard and Lucerys swallows.
It's then that, finally, after staring for so long, Aemond turns around and comes face to face with both siblings.
It's eerily silent for a few moments before he grins.
"Nephews," He addresses them both but his gaze is solely fixed on /Lucerys/. "Come to train?"
[or, Lucerys Velaryon returns to Kings Landing to reclaim his birthright. He does not expect things to spiral out of control so quickly. And, it all starts with one Aemond Targaryen.]
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A Spot of Green in a Pool of Black by a_ia
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
06 Feb 2026
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"I shall find a ship and I shall sail away, never to be seen or heard from again!"
Aemond freezes as those words leave his brother's lips, the desperation in the elders eyes and voice pierce straight through his body as he contemplates what has just been said. The weight of Aegon's hands on his cheeks become heavier with each passing second. Aemond almost considers it.
And then he feels something, a sharp blooming pain burning in his right side as he falls to the ground.
"Aegon! You- did you just fucking stab me?!"
Aegon manages to get away from Aemond and Criston when they come looking for him after Viserys' death. He does not want to be king, about that, he is absolutely certain. But a Prince of the realm can only run so far before he is recognised and dragged kicking and screaming back to his mother and grandfather. So where is safe?
Well, behind enemy lines of course. Inside the fortress of Dragonstone. With the Blacks.
Right beside his older half-sister and her guard dog of a husband who would probably have his head on a spike the second he saw him.
Gods help him.
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24 Aug 2026
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That Time Fox's Fat Tits Saved The Galaxy by Amity_Ax
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
04 May 2026
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SmallPondInABigFish: https://gwh.feedourtroopers.gov/?=gallery
rex_everything: HHBWHAAA??
blywood: what the actual kriff??
Wolfy: LMAOOO THIS IS GREAT
blywood: Why is this a government holosite????
blywood: Hello????????
SmallPondInABigFish: OK SO IM NOT LOSING MY KARKING MARBLES RN
SmallPondInABigFish: THERE IS A GOVERNMENT APPROVED HOLOSITE FOR SOURCING TROOPER TITS
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Fox starts selling pictures of his tits online. This is the fallout. (And the reason why.)