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    “Wait, I could totally see that,” Connors says. “She wears reading glasses and he’s, like, obsessed with them. Sometimes on the road, he calls her from the bathroom and I hear him begging her to put them on.”

    “The glasses! I heard that too.” Shit, it must be a fetish, right? She doesn’t just happen to be old. Rozy likes that she’s old.

    Or: Cliff figures out why Ilya’s keeping his Montreal girl a secret. She’s not a girl at all...she's an elderly woman. Or maybe an elderly man?

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    26 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    nearly gave myself a hernia laughing at this, A+

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    “This hot tub has not been well maintained,” Rozanov complained as they stood on the deck, staring at the built-in hot tub, big enough to fit 8 people. 

    “So, you can replace it,” Shane replied patiently.

    “I will be too busy to replace the hot tub. Then I will have a long day, and I will decide to have a soak in my rancid hot tub, and then I will catch diphtheria and die.” Rozanov looked at Shane, accusatory. “You want me to die?”

    Shane looked down. The hot tub looked no more or less rancid than any other hot tub. “I don’t think you can get diphtheria from a dirty hot tub.”

    “You are doctor now?” Rozanov asked, and Shane stayed silent. 

    Shane Hollander is a realtor who works with the Ottawa Centaurs to find properties for new players.

    Ilya Rozanov needs a home.

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    26 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    felt very real and sweet <3 I will be thinking about this for weeks

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    My darling Louis was so delicate, when he described where I first approached him, all those years ago in Paris. A park.

    Other people would say it was a cottage. A tearoom, a beat, a cruising place. A tasse, a lieu de drague.

    (One shot, post s02e02.)

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    22 Mar 2025

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    absolute cinema, prose like brushstrokes ♡

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    Aziraphale held out on having a telephone installed in the bookshop until 1921, mostly because Crowley kept badgering her about it, and Aziraphale was still feeling miffed about the fact that Crowley had slept through the telephone’s invention and a great many other things, as well.

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    15 Dec 2020

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    He was the bloody Serpent of Eden, and he wasn’t going to stand for this kind of flagrant trespassing.

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    15 Dec 2020