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a slight understatement by IlluminaMint
Fandoms: 崩坏:星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
02 Aug 2026
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“You had to go through that thirty-three times?” Tribbie asked. Her voice wobbled with unshed tears.
Phainon did the only thing possible in such a situation: He panicked.
“Uh,” he said, because clearly his eloquence had abandoned him during one of the cycles, “yes?”
// OR, circumstance leads to the heirs thinking Phainon only lived through thirty-three cycles. Rather than correcting them on this, Phainon doubles down and decides this is the new narrative he'll go along with so as to avoid worrying them too much.
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Bookmarked by fishiwishi
20 Sep 2026
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The Deliverer: Hey, Stelle, this 'sugar baby' idea sounds interesting!
The Deliverer: I even know a couple of people who'd be very interested in this offer. And they're not even completely disgusting old men!
The Deliverer: I just really hope that pulling their sad little pods out of their pants isn't part of the evening's mandatory program!
At that moment, the messages vanished, replaced by a short system notice.
The Deliverer: Oops, sorry, wrong chat!
Mydei's right eye twitched.
One small mistake leads to: the merchants of Okhema counting unexpected profits; Phainon's acquaintances becoming wary of buying him a drink; the townsfolk following the Deliverer's every move, hoping to see more people who decide to touch him 'unexpectedly' slip and fall beside him (and the grim Kremnosian prince, of course, has absolutely nothing to do with it). We'll also see a war council disguised as a slumber party. And, of course, someday the Deliverer will learn how to smile seductively instead of looking like he's been constipated for a week... but that's another story entirely.
Bookmarked by fishiwishi
18 Sep 2026
