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catch me if you can by ethereal_mads for Lemonwedgiee
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Aug 2026
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Draco Malfoy is The Agency's second-ranked assassin (an administrative obscenity he intends to rectify). Hermione Granger is Agent No. 1, and the reason he hasn't. When their rivalry follows them on a mission to Monte Carlo, everything goes spectacularly off-script.
May the best killer win.
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"You're very convincing," Hermione said.
Draco arched a brow. "Convincing of what, exactly?"
"That you're not jealous."
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31 Aug 2026
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Hermione considers Draco her brother in every sense of the word but blood, and she's determined to keep it that way.
No matter how many of her firsts he steals.
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30 Aug 2026
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Draco Malfoy is not, necessarily, a good guy. Maybe he could have been, once, but he chose differently. Some (everyone) might say he chose wrong.
After years in Azkaban and an extended house arrest sentence, he is released unto a world that somehow has only gotten worse while he was away… and rather than fix it, he falls right into step.
Or does he?
The Devil Works Hard
or: How Draco Malfoy Finally Did The Right Thing (And Really Shouldn’t He Be Called The Chosen One?) You’re Welcome, World
or: Who Needs Love Letters When Instead You Can Write Hate Notes - Draco Malfoy’s Guide to True Love
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03 Aug 2026
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Sick of hearing Hermione’s pining without doing anything about it, Ginny charms a bit of mistletoe to freeze Hermione until she kisses the longtime object of her affections—only the spell goes a little wonky.
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03 Jun 2026
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Hermione reluctantly runs a bar. When Draco comes in for a drink one night, he makes his interest immediately and insistently known. But the absolute last thing Hermione needs right now is to shag someone ten years younger than her with biceps bigger than his brain.
…Probably.
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22 Apr 2026