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Chaconne in Q-Minor by fortesq
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
15 May 2026
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Q-Branch is being run by the youngest Holmes sibling, Quintus. He's too young, too smart, and too much of a nepo-baby to be in charge of such an MI6 powerhouse. Or that's what Bond thinks, at least. That and he has a nice arse, he supports the shittiest FC, and is barking up the wrong tree on who bombed MI6.
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“See you on the battlefield, Q.”
“I will fucking end you, 007.”
Bond opens his mouth but Q shushes him.
“I will be playing to win. I will be out for blood. I guarantee you aren’t half the agent you think you are without me in your ear telling you exactly what to do.”
“Q, you’re going to wish these were real bullets by the time we’re done.”
OR:
M realizes that morale and connection are at an all-time low in MI6 and signs the 00s, Moneypenny and Q up for a day of paintball. Q is determined to win at any cost. Bond has a different goal: get Q at any cost.