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    After the war, a new Marriage Law is passed under the umbrella of the Unity Act.
    It is...inconvenient for Hermione to say the least and leads to dozens of men proposing to her every day.
    She has no time for such nonesense, until she receives an offer she simply can't refuse.
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    Lucius Malfoy folded his hands on his cane and sat straighter. “As you may have noticed, Directive 32 has some of my former associates in a bit of a tizzy.”
    Hermione snorted before she could help herself. Lucius blinked at her as if she had spat on the floor. “Apologies, please continue,” she said.
    “Ah, well… I have come to you with an opportunity. As I have been told, you receive dozens of proposals a day. In person as well as in the form of letters. Were you to agree to my proposition, that would all go away.”
    “And what exactly are you asking of me, Mister Malfoy?”
    “In short, to marry my son and thus keeping him out of Azkaban.”

    r/DramioneUncensored Best of 2026 Standout - Best Marriage Law

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    25 Oct 2026

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    Ron's been cheating on her. His brothers are even angrier about it than she is.
    Oops.

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  3. Public Bookmark 42

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    “Doctor Abbot,” you say softly, trying the shape of it out loud.

    Jack’s breath changes. Just barely, but you feel it stutter in his chest.

    “What’d you call me?”

    Your heart kicks hard against your ribs.

    “Doctor Abbot.”

    His mouth parts, just slightly. It’s enough to tell you that you’ve found something hiding beneath the title. A loose thread, a door left unlocked.

    “That do something for you?” he asks.

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  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    “What exactly is the game here, Sweetheart?” Cooper asks when the kiss breaks again, his tone low. Gruff. Thick with the desire he’s been ignoring for so long. It’s not fair how easily she brings it to the surface.

    “It feels like we’ve already been playing a game this whole time.” Her nose brushes against the cavity where his used to be. “I like to think this is how we can both win.”

    “I ain’t a prize.”

    Lucy grins at him because she understands. Because she knows him well enough by now to know it’s a joke. A tease. “Well, I apologise for objectifying you.”

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    AKA, lucy causes a scene at a bar and it pisses cooper off, but when he tries to put her in her place she has other ideas in mind and decides to take a chance on so-called game...except it's not a game to cooper and neither of them are prepared to call the other's bluff

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  5. Public Bookmark 49

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    “It is. Which is why I’m not ashamed of what I was doing.” Her fingers drum the edge of the bed. “What isn’t natural is walking into a room you know is occupied without knocking first.”

    He can’t hold back the eyeroll this time. “It’s called an accident, Sweetheart. ‘Sides, I didn’t know. Ain’t like I can see through walls. So, how was I supposed to—?”

    “By knocking.”

    He huffs. “Well, ‘scuse me for not givin’ ya the luxury of a private room.”

    She takes a deep breath. “You’re right. I’m sorry. This isn’t your fault. What has happened, happened.” She gets to her feet. “Can we drop it now?”

    He hums. “Depends.”

    “On?”

    He tilts his head, debating if he should go through with this. “Who’s Cooper?” If he’s lucky, the risk will be worth the reward.

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    AKA, after accidentally walking in on lucy touching herself, it changes the dynamic of their so-called relationship. cooper likes to tell himself it's for the worse, but he knows it's for the better. then he slowly begins to realise lucy may actually prefer his company...except he can't let her get too close, lest it nearly kill him

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