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    Welcome to an alternate universe of KinnPorsche—one where the circumstances, choices, and relationships have taken a new path. This AU explores a world where love, loyalty, and power dynamics shift in unexpected ways, and yes... mpreg is a natural, accepted part of this universe (because why not add a little more chaos to the mix?).

    This is a character-driven reimagination that blends heartfelt moments, sharp sarcasm, mafia politics, and the soft chaos of unexpected connections. Expect found family feels, strategic manipulation masked as affection, and some spicy tension along the way.

    More one-shots and stories are on the way—each diving deeper into this universe’s beautiful mess.

    Posted by: goddamnit on AO3
    Buckle up. 💥

    — With love,
    Your favorite chaos architect

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    Castiel see's his arranged marriage as the end of the line, and Dean is desperate to stop Sam from getting hitched to the wrong woman, when Cas' wedding gets interrupted by a confused, but well intentioned Winchester, he see's this as an opportunity to break out from under his families thumb and start fresh, even if that means running away with the guy who kidnapped him from the altar...

    Title is from a Billy Idol song because I have no self control, enjoy!

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Their senior year in high school, Charlie dares Dean and Castiel to play a game of gay chicken which they both reluctantly accept. Their friends wait impatiently to see who will chicken out first, but they’ve all given up on that happening when they show up to their 20-year high school reunion having been married for 14 years and both of them still thinking they are straight and in denial that they are in love with each other.

     

    This is based on a prompt from a meme on the Destiel forever Facebook group:

    In high school I was dared to play “gay chicken,” which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We’ve been married 14 years and run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with our adopted daughter. If that dude doesn’t chicken out soon, I’m going to start to suspect he’s actually gay.

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    06 May 2026