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    Oscar Piastri was eight years old when his soulmate opened their link for the first time and immediately insulted him:

    Australians suck. I hope my soulmate isn’t Australian.

    Oscar took that remarkably well.

    By which, of course we mean he spent the next fourteen years holding a grudge.

    Unfortunately, Lando Norris does not remember any of this.

     
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    A soulmate bond opens.
    A child says something stupid.
    Another child takes it personally.
    Fourteen years later, everyone involved wishes they had made better choices.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Max has seen The Crown on Netflix okay? He knows that royals are meant to be aloof, held back from the public, a little bit distant, a lot untouchable if it means keeping them alive and safe and in one piece.

    But Charles is nothing like that and it’s making his job ten times more difficult.

    Or,

    Charles Leclerc is a Prince of Monaco. Max is assigned to be his bodyguard. Somehow, it shouldn’t work, but eventually it does.

    The Prince/Bodyguard AU that absolutely nobody asked for.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Dr. Lando Norris and Dr. Oscar Piastri are finally together.
    Unfortunately, this turns out to be far more emotionally stressful than yearning through clinical notes.
    Because Oscar is jealous now.
    Lando finds this deeply entertaining.
    The hospital has become unbearable about it.

    Meanwhile, Carlos Sainz is accidentally testing Oscar’s limits by being charming around Lando, Charles Leclerc is losing a deeply personal battle against George Russell’s existence, and Max Verstappen continues to behave like a man who has never once recognized an emotion in his life.

    God help them all.

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    Sequel of : LOVE OFF THE CHART
    Can be read independently

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    30 May 2026

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    Lando can’t seem to keep his mouth shut.

    He may or may not have cancelled Oscar on Twitter. Or X. Whatever the fuck it’s called.

    Oops?

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    26 May 2026

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    “I…it's just that there’s a race tonight, Osc.”

    Something sinister snapped in his mind. Oscar’s fingers dug into the hard plastic of the phone, almost painful with the force of the grip. “Are you serious? You can’t–it’s one race, Lando.”

    “Every race counts, baby,” Lando argued, though there was no real heat behind the words. They were almost pleading, begging him to understand.

    But Oscar was tired of understanding.

    He’d done nothing but understand their entire relationship, and look where it had gotten him.

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    Lando Norris. Two time Formula 1 world champion, McLaren golden boy, driver of the ages. And in recent years, loving husband and father.

    Sometimes, Oscar wondered what labels the world would assign to him. Oscar Piastri. Loving husband and father, sure.

    But was there anything else?

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    In which we explore the loss of identity that comes with being a WAG, a parent, and a husband.

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    20 May 2026