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Julian gets drunk and lets it slip how in love he is with his best friend.
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01 Sep 2026
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Enzo flies to Madrid to celebrate his birthday with Julian.
Safe to say, he was starving for a different kind of frosting all along.
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01 Sep 2026
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‘I have to tell him’ Jude steels his thoughts firmly despite the feeling of dread lingering in his stomach and his heart beating anxiously out of pace. He’s been debating internally for weeks since he found out about his pregnancy and ultimately no matter how it goes, the father of the baby deserves to know.
Erling deserves to know.
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26 Aug 2026
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Inspired by the photo of Erling chopping wood.
Jude knew Erling was strong, of course he knew. By god, the tall Norwegian Viking could carry 3 men on his back without a sweat. It was a completely normal, well known fact.
But watching his husband out in the backyard of their vacation home, chopping wood in that almost sinful grey wifebeater that exposed his huge muscular arms, those large veiny hands…it was doing something unholy to Jude’s system. Jude bit his lip, completely aroused just watching the raw display of strength.
A filthy, shameless realisation crept up his spine: Jude imagined he was a man utterly trapped. Trapped deep in the middle of nowhere, far from anyone who could hear his scream, hear him moan, trapped by this massive 6’5 towering Nordic lumberjack, completely claimed, provided for, and dominated, completely at his mercy.
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26 Aug 2026
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all my jude, erling and haalingham fanarts in one place
occasional jobe & friends
my twt for wips and more: @walnutsoupp
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26 Aug 2026
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All he could see was him.
Up in the stands, tucked away in a private box—because Erling had insisted, because he wanted Jude safe, wanted him comfortable, wanted him close—sat a figure in a sky-blue jersey. The shirt was too big. The sleeves hung past Jude's wrists, and he had to roll them up to his elbows. The number 9 was emblazoned on the back, and above it, in bold letters: HAALAND.
Jude had worn his shirt. His shirt.
Erling's blood ran hot.
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26 Aug 2026
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Norway just got its place to the quarter finale. And Jude, who watched the whole match, couldn't help but think about his old dear friend, Haaland.
So he decide to call him to congratulate him for his match.. And also to stroke himself to the sound of his voice.
(just a series of smut around Jude Bellingham and Erling Haaland)
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25 Aug 2026
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What You've Been Waiting For (Standing Ovation From the Playground) by wishingforloushair for petitommo
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
17 Aug 2026
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Months on from Jude's last encounter with Erling in the Miami Winner's Room, he still can't stop thinking about Erling calling Ajer and all the promises he made. It's only once Erling adds Jude to Norway's National Team alternative chat and Martin presents the men with a very tempting offer that Jude realises he really might be about to get everything he wants.
The sound that escapes him isn’t human, he doesn’t think. He really might black out with how aroused he is just at the thought. On a good day the team might be able to stop Norway getting on the scoreboard at all, but that involves a lot of things lining up.
Realistically, at least Erling will be fucking him in the Winner’s Room.
With that kind of motivation, though?
With a trembling hand, he clicks on the information bar for the chat and counts the numbers. There’s nine people in the chat, including him and Erling. Seven other Norwegian players Erling’s just offered him up to.
It’s not even Erling that’s offering, he realises as he reads the messages again. It’s Martin. Like he’s literally some kind of reward for the team if they work hard enough.
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- Part 2 of Winner's Room
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24 Aug 2026
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“What did you do?!” is what most of his teammates and his family told him the moment they saw him on FaceTime. They looked genuinely distressed, but he just laughed at their reactions.
He started getting a little worried when the only person who complimented him was Pep Guardiola, who didn’t even have hair himself.
Did he look bad? What would Jude think?
Or the author thinks Erling Haaland looks really hot with a buzz cut and wanted to do something about it.
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23 Aug 2026
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Erling cuts his hair, and Jude gets really upset about it, so Erling needs to make it up to him.
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What happens when you cut your hair without telling your boyfriend.
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23 Aug 2026
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Roswo really liked Blake, maybe way more than he should probably, but it's okay because Blake is his soulmate; and if he doesn't like Roswo back, Roswo will just make sure he has no one to go to but Roswo.
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- Part 1 of 🪸 anon's works!
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23 Aug 2026
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Roswo breeds Blake in the swan boat.
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- Part 2 of I don't even wanna talk about it
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23 Aug 2026
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Roswo and Blake finally have their romantic night on their swan boat, but, things get messier fast after Blake reciprocates Roswo's already obsessive feelings over him.
(or they fuck on the boat)
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23 Aug 2026
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The aftermath of Safurno escaping the scary world! And, Rowso’s mindset on Blake in which having sex with him is the outcome!
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23 Aug 2026
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Blake finally let's Roswo tap.
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- Part 1 of I don't even wanna talk about it
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23 Aug 2026
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Prince Jude Bellingham was a troublesome heir to the throne so the Queen decides to hire him a bodyguard to keep him calm but not even Erling Haaland is immune to those big brown doe eyes.
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23 Aug 2026
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i’ll install some railings to help you, sunshine by Anonymous
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
23 Aug 2026
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Jude goes into rut. Erling helps him out.
By dicking him straight through.
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- Part 1 of haalinghamming it out
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23 Aug 2026
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Silence reigned within the office for a moment and Neuvillette desperately pressed his thighs together, hoping Wriothesley wouldn't notice but at this point he was sure that the other must have done so anyway, judging by the way his gaze darkened once again.
"Ah, suddenly we're not so talkative anymore, are we?"
He didn't respond. He couldn't.
Neuvillette averted his eyes, unable to look at Wriothesley any longer, his mind was racing and his heart beating so fast at the fear of causing an unwanted accident.Bookmarked by guroshit
18 Aug 2026
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“You talk too much.”
Neuvillette’s head turned so quickly one might have thought he was an owl. “Excuse me?” His tone was even more sharp and cold than usual, but Wriothesley didn’t seem bothered by it whatsoever. “What did you say?”
Wriothesley leaned back in his chair, arms crossed over his chest as if he couldn’t care less that Neuvillette looked like he was about to bite his head off. “I said you talk too much.” His shoulders lifted and then dropped loosely, his signature wolfish grin on his face. “Did you need me to repeat it one more time for you?”
The gall of that man had Neuvillette seething as he glared daggers at him. “Why you–” He took a deep, shuddery breath to try and calm himself. Letting his temper get the best of him was not very proper of him as the Chief Justice of Fontaine. “I do not take criticism from a man such as yourself.” He finished primly, his eyes flicking up and down Wriothesley’s figure with disdain.
Or: Wriothesley winds Neuvillette up and then helps him unwind.
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18 Aug 2026
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无套，腿交，地铁，车震，树林，公共卫生间
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16 Aug 2026