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  1. Public Bookmark 93

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    Five times Peter dreams of Wade and one time it's real

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  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    Wade is excited af to see the new Spider-Man movie, but Peter isn’t sure how he feels about watching a movie based on Spider-Man. So Wade makes his own movie for them to watch together instead.

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  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    This will host a series of freaky play between Peter Parker and Wade Wilson that were too kinky to put in my regular fics.
    Enjoy.

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    05 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 87

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    Deadpool is good with words; he can run his mouth nonstop and never trip up. He’s the Merc with a Mouth, after all. Then Spider-Man comes along, and Wade loses whatever verbal talent he ever had, putting his foot in his mouth constantly.

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  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Wade Wilson is the best merc in the business, and he knows it. When he crosses the wrong kind of withered old lady—the magic kind—she curses him to regret his cockiness in the most literal way possible: By turning him into a cock. A rooster. A male hen, of the chicken variety.

    Peter Parker, grieving the loss of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, needs a change. That's what his grief counselor says, anyway. So he makes an impulsive and massive one: He buys a farm. He doesn't mean for it to turn in a rescue for broken things, he just... he can't help but love the animals that no one else wants. Thus, when he overhears a greasy, crude asshole trying to pawn off a rooster in the middle of a farmer's market, he doesn't hesitate.

    But there's something wrong with this rooster. It doesn't crow at sunrise—which is the only thing Peter expects a rooster would do—but it does holler its tail off whenever Peter bends over. And it follows him around and clucks like it's talking to him. And it's weirdly good at killing the vermin around the house.

    There's a mystery afoot. Peter's going to get to the bottom of it.

    (The Beauty and the Beast!AU you never knew you needed.)

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