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    Lance’s hands shake on Red’s controls. All of him shakes, really, trembling like the last dead leaf on a barren tree.

     

    I just don’t want to be stuck here for eternity with Lance.

    As if he’s miles underwater, he hears the rest of the team chatter excitedly about the games they played. The drama, the excitement.

    He hears them talk about the test.

    He hears Coran say Bob is a god.

    Mostly, though, he hears his blood rushing through his ears, and Keith’s words repeating over and over in his head. Again and again.

     

    I just don’t want to be stuck here for eternity with Lance.


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    OR: There are consequences to the playout of Bob's gameshow.

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    19 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    Grian added 17 people to the chat.

    Grian renamed the chat ‘Chaos in a Box’

    Grian changed their name to Pesky Bird

    Solidarity: what is thsi

    Pesky Bird: A groupchat tim

    AKA-I needed to write a crackfic and so I'm blessing all of you with this. Do not expect it to be finished, but have fun anyway <3

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    20 Mar 2025

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    Lance is 100%, without a doubt, straight. He has the perfect girlfriend and has never wanted anything more. But suddenly his world is being turned upside down by the boy playing the drums at his local bar--a boy who happens to be very good looking, very gay, and very very interested in Lance.

    aka: Good-Boy Lance has a crisis when he meets Keith because he's so damn attractive, and Keith is a little ho that is way too promiscuous and open about his sexuality. The become friends. Confusion and sexual tension ensue.

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    18 Mar 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 66

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    "Marry me." Lance breaks the silence.

    "What?" Keith chuckles, expecting this to be another one of Lance's stupid jokes.

    "After everything, I mean." Lance suddenly sits up and looks over at Keith, his head right above him and looming shadow masking the growing blush across Keith's cheeks. "If this is all over and I try and try and still end up alone, will you marry me? Marry me so I won't be alone anymore."

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    “Klance who make a marriage pact one sleepless night on the castle in their teens. Neither thinking it’ll come to fruition either bc they won’t survive the war (Lance) or the other will find someone (Keith).

    But now the war is over. And they’re both in their 30s. And single."

    Prompt from @riceisafterdark on Twitter

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    03 Jan 2025

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    “How about a bet?”
    Keith paused.
    “If I can make you fall in love with the holidays by Christmas night, you’ll take the shift.”
    Keith snorted, turning to face Lance. He kept that vaguely annoyed smile on his face, but nothing could hide the gleam of interest in his eyes.
    “You’re not going to make that happen.”
    “Okay,” Lance shrugged. “Then what’s the harm of taking the bet?”
    Keith’s eyes rose to the ceiling, thinking.
    “And,” Lance rushed in, “and I’ll sweeten the deal. I’ll work New Years as well.”
    Now that got Keith’s attention.
    They had drawn straws for who would work New Years Day weeks ago. It was one of the worst shifts for a toy store. Being deathly hungover while listening to kids scream and toys screech was the stuff of nightmares. Keith had lost and was stuck with the shift.
    A slow grin tugged at Keith’s lips. “You’re insane.”

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    When Lance gets stuck with the Christmas shift, he immediately turns to Keith, a self-proclaimed Scrooge, to cover the shift. When Keith refuses, Lance offers up a bet. If he can make Keith fall in love with the holidays before Christmas, Keith will take the shift. Nonsense straight from a Hallmark movie follows.

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    03 Jan 2025