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Wrap-Around by helpivefallenandicantgetup
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
22 Nov 2025
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Anakin Falls on the battlefield, on a small dusty planet in the Mid Rim that’s largely unimportant in the grand scale of the war. His men are dying in scores around him, screaming, spilling their guts onto the pockmarked ground, and something that has been pulling tighter and tighter over the course of the war, over the course of his whole life—between one decapitated droid and the next, something snaps in his chest. He doesn't know it, but he's more than a year early.
Or: Anakin navigates the path from straight up not noticing, to denial, to buying a pair of ugly sunglasses to hide his unfortunate Darksider eye condition, to a number of Sith lords dying in uniquely creative ways. If he reaches acceptance, it just might save the galaxy.
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Banking on It by helpivefallenandicantgetup
Fandoms: Teen Titans (Animated Series), Teen Titans - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Cyborg (DCU Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
14 Apr 2024
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Six months into his Titans tenure, Cyborg's first solo hostage situation gets complicated.
"...the teenager laying on the beige-tiled floor to the right finally glances back over his outstretched arm, dark glasses sliding slightly down their nose as blue eyes widen over the rims. Cyborg's own mismatched eyes widen in response because oh-shit-wait-that's-Robin."
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Tucker Foley and the Long Arc of the Paranormal Universe by helpivefallenandicantgetup
Fandoms: Danny Phantom
23 Oct 2021
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Tucker is psychic and doesn't want to be, Sam is an occultist who doesn't believe in the occult, and the new kid is maybe-possibly-probably dead. And as if that weren't enough, there's a serial killer stalking Amity Park. Hold onto your berets, readers: this is going to be a weird one.
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Spot the Difference by helpivefallenandicantgetup
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Grayson (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon)
11 Jul 2019
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"Batman fights in two dimensions. In his twenties, maybe the long-distance ninja-style leaping tackles served him well, but soon he started accumulating too much scar tissue. Heavier armor equals less upward mobility (which is an ironic phrase to use about a billionaire). Nowadays he mostly fights forward and sideways. It’s clever and clinical, but it’s not inspired. Really the main word that comes to mind is “relentless.”
"Robin fights on all three axes, X, Y, and Z. Dick’s never been able to separate the idea of impossible acrobatics from imaginary numbers. The problem is that sometimes he goes up and up and sideways and forgets which way the ground is, and then Gravity catches him again like an old ornery maiden aunt, even though he was almost sure that this time, finally, he’d left her behind him."
Short piece comparing and contrasting Dick and Bruce based on advantages and drawbacks of their armor and battle tactics. I just thought it was interesting :)
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The Award for Worst Actor Goes To... by helpivefallenandicantgetup
Fandoms: Teen Titans (Animated Series), Teen Titans (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types
07 Jun 2019
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Permanent Guardianship of a Minor, somewhat unlike adoption, is a legal condition that usually only lasts so long as the person being guarded is, in fact, a minor. Dick turns eighteen with the Titans, so Bruce's legal guardianship expires while they're on bad terms and opposite sides of the continent. On a totally unrelated note, minimum drinking age in the U.S. is unreasonably high and four out of five Titans don't recommend father figures.
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It's just him and the monster, right? All Will has to do is run, hide... unless he's not alone?
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- Part 1 of Into The Dark
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Bookmarked by helpivefallenandicantgetup
19 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
an absolute classic, have reread, so excited for the sequel
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Respectability, Politics by brawltogethernow for Kieron_ODuibhir
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Marvel 616, X-Men (Comicverse), Marvel
18 Nov 2021
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Per the prompt, "the Spider-Man fic where anti-mutant bigots think JJ is one of them because of how he is about Spider-Man and he experiences no personal insight whatsoever in reaction to this but is so offended he dedicates the front cover of the Bugle to spotlighting the X-Men for like three days straight and Peter is keysmash feelings".
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The Other Side of Existence by StarryBrightLight
Fandoms: Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz, Stargate Atlantis, Stargate - All Media Types
01 Feb 2025
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Alex had settled into his life as an ex-reluctant spy. He went to the local university, kept up with his part-time job, and kept his head down. Unfortunately, that's not good enough for the bad guys still out in the world that want him dead. And after an encounter with a certain Colonel John Sheppard, Alex's perfectly settled, completely normal life is turned on its head.
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Murder and Bonding (Or Bonding Through Murder?) by Praetor for TrueColours
Fandoms: Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz
28 Jul 2021
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Alex does not expect James. And he does not expect the trouble he brings. But maybe, just maybe, James brings more than just trouble.
SpyFest 2021 Fic Exchange! Story for True Colours
Prompt 1: Alex reconnects with James Sprintz from Point Blanc. Maybe they are both a few years older and James is still a tearaway rich kid and takes Alex for a wild night out on the town. It could be really fun if they end up accidentally foiling a villain's scheme in the course of the night, in the style of one of the Alex Rider spinoff short stories.
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Bookmarked by helpivefallenandicantgetup
03 Nov 2025
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Or The Art of the Bluff. Set in prone2dementia's Happily Never After 'verse. Tom is a teacher, leading a Duke of Edinburgh expedition in the Brecon Beacons. When Tom and Alex decide to play a trick on Tom's students, they don't realise quite how far it will go…
Bookmarked by helpivefallenandicantgetup
02 Nov 2025
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fun little piece! very grounded in a way (several ways?) most fanfiction isn't