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When Daniel Molloy got diagnosed with Parkinson’s, he didn’t take it well. An overdose under his daughters’ watch, and here he is, stuck in the nursing home Haven Crest, condemned to rot here for his remaining days.
It’s been a month since his internment (or ‘hospitalization’, as his daughters would rather put it), and Daniel can feel himself turning crazy out of boredom. Proving to be a difficult patient, he’s been assigned a private care worker. A certain Rashid…
(AU where Daniel was never there to receive the tapes and go to Dubai. Armand comes to investigate and ends up infiltrating Daniel’s nursing home)
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The Palimpsest of Daniel Molloy by Ariaste
Fandoms: Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice
20 Aug 2026
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Hey gang, Daniel pictured himself saying upon returning to Auvergne. We went on honeymoon to Iceland and came back married, which sounds backwards, but hear me out—it’s kinky, it’s a kink thing, we’re doing kink. It’s also like a game of gay chicken? Except involving a total lack of prenuptial agreements and the transferral of millions of dollars of property, investments, and liquid cash. Imagine marriage before feminism, but make it gay and kinky. Like that, that’s what we’re doing. For sex reasons. Because it gets us off like crazy, you would not believe how hard it’s getting us off. Well, you will believe soon enough, actually, from the way we are about to behave in public. Sorry not sorry.
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In which Daniel takes his turn holding the reins, Armand gets to rest while processing his trauma with as much kink as possible, almost no one in the coven bats an eye at their antics, and love unlocks eternity.
(Sequel to "Daniel Molloy's Incredible Showstopping World Famous Model Train Extravaganza for Children and Easily-Awed Vampires (Please Knock)". Updates weekly on Saturdays)
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Hoping I Seem Underwhelmed by fixation_or_infatuation
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
20 Aug 2026
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“I have enough for a first session,” the boy confirms as he pulls out various different bills. “You can count them,” he assures Daniel as he offers him the money.
“... Look, kid,” he starts uneasily, fingers twitching with the desire to snatch the cash from this kid’s hands and bolt, “I don’t do kids. You need a special kind of therapist for that.”
“It is not a session for me,” the boy corrects. “It is for my friend.”
“... I still don’t treat kids,” Daniel reminds him.
“He is old,” the boy states concisely.
“... Huh.”
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The Merc with a Beak by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
04 Aug 2026
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Wade Wilson is the best merc in the business, and he knows it. When he crosses the wrong kind of withered old lady—the magic kind—she curses him to regret his cockiness in the most literal way possible: By turning him into a cock. A rooster. A male hen, of the chicken variety.
Peter Parker, grieving the loss of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, needs a change. That's what his grief counselor says, anyway. So he makes an impulsive and massive one: He buys a farm. He doesn't mean for it to turn in a rescue for broken things, he just... he can't help but love the animals that no one else wants. Thus, when he overhears a greasy, crude asshole trying to pawn off a rooster in the middle of a farmer's market, he doesn't hesitate.
But there's something wrong with this rooster. It doesn't crow at sunrise—which is the only thing Peter expects a rooster would do—but it does holler its tail off whenever Peter bends over. And it follows him around and clucks like it's talking to him. And it's weirdly good at killing the vermin around the house.
There's a mystery afoot. Peter's going to get to the bottom of it.
(The Beauty and the Beast!AU you never knew you needed.)
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“Fuck the rules, fuck the waiting. I’ve done my waiting, twenty-three years of it, in fucking rooster Azkaban.“
HDHDJDJSHDHDHDH LOVE YOU JENETICA
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“What happens if we never get out of here?” Niall asks.
“I’m going to off us both at least twelve more times,” Ruben tells him, just to make him laugh.
Niall does laugh, rolling his eyes. “Fuck you,” he says, smacking Ruben on the arm. “I’m not worth at least thirteen murder-suicides?”
“Maybe if you’re lucky,” Ruben says.