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    To call Robert's new situation with Flambae ‘complicated’ would be a drastic understatement.

    Robert cut his fucking fingers off. Flambae tried to burn him to death after a bar fight. They aren’t good for each other, barely even like each other, and there’s no way it’s going to end well.

    But when the sex is this fucking good, Robert is having trouble listening to the logic.

    Or, the one where they become fuckbuddies and catch feelings.

    (Everyone pretend to be shocked.)

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    12 Aug 2026

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    The vibes have been weird between Robert and Flambae after the dust settles. It all comes to a head when they get kicked out of a bar (again.)

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    12 Aug 2026

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    The thing about plastic chairs is that they weren't a great substitute for an actual bed; the other thing is, Robert can't exactly afford to be picky and even if he 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 the internal debate is still ongoing as to whether or not he deserves a mattress at this current point in his life.

    So, the plastic chair stays and is staying for the foreseeable future. Besides, it's charming - in a depressing, minimalism-that-is-totally-not-a-reflection-of-his-inner-sense-of-worth way.

     
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    The fic where Robert has chronic pain and Flambae has warm hands. The two of them will figure out what to do about that eventually, right?

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    11 Aug 2026

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    'I fucking want him,' Patrick snaps at Tashi. 'That's it, okay? I always have. You two ruined me for anyone else and then you let him put a ring on your finger.'

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    09 Aug 2026

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    “This is stupid,” Art mumbles, glancing at the camera, then quickly away. “She’s never gonna watch this shit.”

    “Never say never,” Patrick shoots back.

    tashi is away on business, bored out of her mind. patrick and art send her a video that might cheer her up.

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    09 Aug 2026