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    "That's a sandwich I'd love to be the jelly in."

    The sentence haunts Shane for months, flooding his mind with visions of being caught between Ilya and another strong, sweaty body. They'd be more of a panini, he decides. Because if he was indulging and swinging hard for input like that, he'd wanna be fucking crushed. If only he knew another man that could flatten him the fuck out.

    Cliff Marleau was never not the other slice of bread in Shane's imaginary panini. Ilya was never not going to pursue this.

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    19 Aug 2026

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    Shane’s injury recovery isn’t going all that well. Good thing Ilya knows how to get his mind off of it.

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    18 Aug 2026

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    my tooth!!!!!!!

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    On the outside, Shane Hollander is one of the best and most beloved hockey players in the world.

    On the inside, there is a demon who has been whispering sweet nothings to him since one fateful night in 2008.

    And after several failed attempts to cleanse his cursed soul, Shane has to face the fact that he might be sharing his mind, body, and soul with a wicked little creature for the rest of his life. So... he might as well fall in love with it, right?

    OR; Ilya is a demon and Shane is accidentally possessed by him.

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    08 Aug 2026

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    Shane releases what feels like his first exhale in forever—Ilya Rozanov, taken out by the common flu. Not ignoring him. Not ending anything. Still, the knot in his chest doesn’t ease completely with the vision of Ilya unwell and alone in Shane’s head.

    JANE

    Are you at your house?

    LILY

    Where else, Jane?

    JANE

    Don’t fall asleep. I’ll be there soon. 

    LILY

    No, am sick. I told you. 

    JANE

    I heard you. I’ll be there soon.

    Or, Ilya’s sick and Shane wants, and wants, and wants. 

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    29 Jul 2026

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    The NHL keeps a Central Registry of every team’s Emergency Backup Goaltender, or EBUG, an individual who must be prepared to play for either the home or visiting team should both goalies be taken out of commission. When the Registry was digitized in the mid 90’s a clerical error was made, and David Hollander has remained on file as Montreal’s EBUG. When Boston plays a preseason game in Montreal at the beginning of the 2017/2018 season, both of their goalies are taken out and David Hollander suddenly finds himself in the net in Boston black and yellow.

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    22 Jul 2026