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No matter how things ended - or rather, failed to really start - between them, Eddie had, unfortunately, unlocked something inside of Steve. A deep, insatiable need. A craving that could never be fully sated. Only put on the back burner for a few hours.
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The aftermath of Light My Fuse and Your Body Explodes.
Steve tries to get over something that never was. It turns out not even death will keep Eddie Munson away.
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- Part 2 of fast and slow
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Light my fuse and your body explodes by idiotslantern
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
02 Aug 2025
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After Star Court and the Russians, Steve has trouble sleeping. Even when he does manage to fall asleep, the nightmares wake him up and he can't get back to sleep. Nothing he's tried so far has helped: enter Eddie Munson. Steve goes to Eddie for an herbal remedy to help his problem, but on the way to meet him, stumbles upon a strange plant in the woods and ends up with a face full of weird spores. Noticing that Steve seems under the weather, Eddie offers to drive him home and help him out, but it turns out what he's got is a hell of a lot different than the common cold.
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- Part 1 of fast and slow
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Give me your hands, if we be friends by idiotslantern for littleshitwithdreams
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
14 Jan 2025
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“Have you considered standing up to them? Or maybe you could try explaining to them what you’ve told me. That even if she might not be who they’d choose for you, she makes you happy?”
”Through the forest have I gone. But Athenian found I none, on whose eyes I might approve this flower’s force in stirring love. Night and silence. –Who is here?”
A smile slowly spreads across Steve’s face as a thought occurs to him. “Or maybe I could show them…”
Robin follows Steve’s gaze toward the stage where Eddie Munson prances around, wild hair flying back and forth as he bounces to his mark, always high in spirits and unfettered energy, be it while speaking in iambic pentameter, mocking Tommy for his embarrassing attempt at an English accent, or flirting with anyone who stepped foot inside the Hawkins Community Playhouse.
Robin sighs next to Steve, but he pays no mind to her softly muttered “Oh, dammit.”
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Or Steve asks Eddie to pretend to be his boyfriend to prove to his parents that Nancy can't possibly be that bad. -
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Steve Harrington has a secret.
That fact in and of itself is hardly a surprise; everyone has secrets. Eddie has a few of his own, of varying degrees. Some that he only shares with Gareth and Jeff and Freak. Others that only Wayne could ever be trusted with. And more still that he keeps to himself, keeps close to the chest lest anyone use them to hurt him. There's also things like the secret of the Upside Down. The carefully constructed cover story, protected by NDA upon NDA. The secret that he shares with Dustin and his friends. With Nancy and Robin and Steve fucking Harrington.
So yeah. Steve is allowed to have secrets too.
Eddie doesn't think anyone was meant to find out this one.
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The pregnancy hormones leave Steve horny as hell and there's only so much toys can do to scratch the itch when he has it. And it's not easy to find a guy willing to fool around with a pregnant omega that isn't theirs, and most who are willing are creepy about it.
But Eddie? Eddie's different.
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a need born, sated, and renewed
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Reeking Havoc: Assorted Tales of Two Stanky Boys by idiotslantern
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
19 Jul 2022
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A four part chronicle of Geralt and Jaskier being filthy and ridiculous and not always smelling their best.
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Sweet Talk by idiotslantern
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
08 Feb 2022
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Other Crabs Cannot Be Trusted by groovyphilia
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
27 Jun 2012
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Erik is a hermit crab and proud. He is also stalking a shore crab named Charles.
In which everybody in XMFC is a crab.
Bookmarked by idiotslantern
09 Aug 2026
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A work of actual genius. People just don't write crack fic like this anymore. One of the Cherik fics of all time.
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Erik is revivified caveman. Charles is the anthropologist(?) taking care of him. This is as ridiculous as it sounds. Romcom misunderstandings and prehistoric wooing ensues.
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- Part 1 of Barbaric Erik
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Bookmarked by idiotslantern
09 Aug 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Top-tier, classic Cherik that lives rent free in my brain. I still think about this fic almost 15 years later.
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Eddie stood completely still. The term «squirt» resonated in his ears like an out-of-tune guitar note. He'd heard it before, of course he had; in hushed, dirty conversations or in the magazines hidden under his bed, but he'd never paid it any real attention.
With Steve... everything worked. Perfectly. Steve moaned, writhed, clung to him like a lifeline, came like crazy against his tongue, his fingers, or his cock. He always ended up breathless, satisfied, smelling of hot vanilla and good sex. Eddie had taken it for granted that this was the zenith, the total extent of ecstasy.
But... what if it wasn't?
Bookmarked by idiotslantern
02 Mar 2026
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Steve is a typical guy leading a typical teenaged life--except he's obsessed with his hole. He spends a lot of time engaging in unsafe masturbatory practices, and trying to fill himself physically and emotionally. Eddie Munson comes along, and that becomes a lot easier.
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Bookmarked by idiotslantern
09 Dec 2024
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A lighthearted premise approached with caring hands for a surprisingly heartwarming story about one of my all time favorite topics: Steve's hole. 🥰
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Steve has always treated his pussy nicely. Eddie treats it mean.
Then, Eddie makes up for it.
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- Part 2 of sting, and other brainworms