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Bid my blood to run by ifthenelse
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
17 Aug 2026
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Alicent is aware of Rhaenyra’s constant need for validation of her rule, believing in signs from the gods as confirmation of her legitimacy…
What greater sign was it then, when a Champion of the Faith, known to only kneel at altars within the Sept, sank to their knees in front of her and swore lifelong worship, service and obedience to a dragon rider before the eyes of the realm?
aka Rhaenyra is Alicent's new religion.
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- Part 5 of Rhaenyra the Insomniac
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I feel your shadow within me by ifthenelse
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
09 Aug 2026
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Their eyes meet, her earthy browns to Rhaenyra’s violet, oceanic seas, and Alicent feels a sensation of heat, charged and electric, cycling between them. Something which only takes place when they are in each other’s presence.
“How?” She whispers, suddenly aching for the woman in front of her. “How could you be here?”
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- Part 4 of Rhaenyra the Insomniac
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The absence of feeling by ifthenelse
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
02 Aug 2026
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They were both bleeding and locked in a purgatory of their own making, compulsively eviscerating the other despite the love that burned between them like a wild flame, refusing to die out.
But after decades of hacking away at the battered, broken entity which had always bound them together, neither knew how to stop.
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- Part 3 of Rhaenyra the Insomniac
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The furor of passion by ifthenelse
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
26 Jul 2026
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“My queen…” Mysaria says with a dip of her head. “You summoned me.”
“I did.” Rhaenyra replies, fingers anxiously turning the elaborate rings place around them. “I took your advice about getting a new mattress…”
“Oh.” The Lyseni says with a soft smile. “I am pleased you did, your grace.”
“…And, well I was wondering…” The queen continues, slowly closing the distance between them. “If you would help me with…breaking it in.”
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- Part 2 of Rhaenyra the Insomniac
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What happens in Sunspear... by ifthenelse
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
18 Jul 2026
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“Don’t freak out…but have you taken a look at your ring finger?”
Alicent frowns, raises her left hand, and feels irritation instantly melt into abject horror when she notices the gold band resting proudly at the base of her finger.
“Oh gods…” Rhaenyra says at the redhead’s alarming expression. “Don’t freak out-!”
Alicent cuts her off with a bloodcurdling scream, followed by a thunderous “WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?!!” that she is sure has woken the entire resort.
AKA the accidental marriage "vegas au" nobody asked for.
Recent series
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Rhaenyra the Insomniac by ifthenelse
Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, House of the Dragon (TV)
17 Aug 2026
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With all the stresses of ruling the Seven Kingdoms, our Queen has developed insomnia and her most beloved subjects are dedicated to curing her of it.
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Between the shadow and the soul by ifthenelse
Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, House of the Dragon (TV)
20 Jul 2025
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All the shades of truth by ifthenelse
Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, House of the Dragon (TV)
08 Sep 2024
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The apartment is perfect. The rent is suspiciously low. The walls are criminally thin.
Alicent Hightower can handle demanding clients, an overbearing father, and a career that’s eating her alive. What she cannot handle is her infuriatingly attractive neighbor in 9B, who treats 2 a.m. like a personal performance hour.
Rhaenyra Targaryen is chaos in leather boots. Alicent is control wrapped in silk.
Between sticky note wars, accidental confessions, snowstorms, and far too much unresolved tension, the line between enemies and something much worse begins to blur.
After all, you can’t silence pleasure.
Bookmarked by ifthenelse
28 Jun 2026
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Kara Zor-El, Duke of Kandor, proposes marriage to Lena Luthor on a cold, dreary day in London. This is not ideal for any number of reasons, but the most pressing, the most important, is that there is no way in any circumstance Lena can say no.
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Kara and Lena get married. And then they fall in love.
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- English
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- 42,269
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- 4/4
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09 Jun 2026
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Stressed from the impending MSG show, appalling financials for the Diva, and a recent minor health event, Deborah has lost her mojo. Ava purchases a strange toy to help her get it back.
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The one where Ava makes Deborah squirt for the first time.
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14 May 2026
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Ava and Deb on the road. It only takes Ava losing a tooth for them to finally realise what's going on between them
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Bookmarked by ifthenelse
24 Apr 2026
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Ava and Deb play truth or truth to pass the time while they're stuck in an elevator
Bookmarked by ifthenelse
19 Apr 2026