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    “You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.

    “I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”

    He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.

    When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.

    (the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)

    (or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)

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    18 Aug 2026

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    imagine you start dating a guy but he gets the memo like 4 months LATE. it's terrifying, it's possible, it happened to my good friend ilya in this fic

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    Because, here's the thing. Ilya isn't actually jealous. Jealousy implies that there's a potential for Shane to be swept away by one of these random suitors. It means that there's an underlying fear that Shane will choose someone else over Ilya. And aside from the occasional depressive spiral that can lead Ilya to those thoughts — though that rarely happens after so many years of marriage — he knows that Shane would choose him over everyone. He trusts that Shane loves him just as much as he loves Shane.

    Ilya knows there's no chance in hell that a random man flirting with Shane in a pet store would be enough to turn his head.

    But what Ilya is, is fucking possessive.

    -or, people keep flirting with Ilya's husband. He has feelings about it.

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    17 Aug 2026

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    "So what?" Shane huffs. "I start dating some random guy and bring him to my ex's wedding? That's so weird."

    "Or you find perfect, fake boyfriend who will act like total asshole to Matt."

    Shane snorts. But then he stops laughing.

    It's not… the worst idea. It's kind of a bad one. And chances are Matt is happily involved with whoever this Ian guy is, so he won't even care. Shane would have to find a fake boyfriend that's either so unworldly perfect, everyone in the room will be jealous; or someone who has a special talent for pissing people off.

    Shane sits up, his eyes finding Ilya's.

    "What if I bring you?"

    - or, Shane needs a date for his ex's wedding, and who better to bring than his best friend, Ilya? (You know, the one who is secretly in love with Shane.)

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    17 Aug 2026

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    They shouldn’t—they’ll never hear the end of it from the team—but it’s all Shane can think about.

    He imagines what it would be like to look over at his husband while he strips out of his uniform, chest mottled purple and back lined with red. It would be gorgeous, Shane thinks, to see Ilya all scratched and bruised with marks made by his hands and mouth.

    Some fucked up part of Shane also wants to know how their teammates would react, and wonders if they’d be shocked at just how vicious he and Ilya can be with each other given the chance.

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    17 Aug 2026

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    hot asf

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    Shane starts learning Russian in secret after their rookie season, and doesn’t tell anyone.

    It means he can understand Ilya’s Russian when they speak on the phone while Ilya is in Moscow for his father’s funeral.

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    06 Aug 2026

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    “You fucking knocked me up.”

    There’s a pause before the corner of Rozanov's mouth tilts up, words nearly purring through his grin. “Ah. You are trying to turn me on, yes?”

    or: Shane gets pregnant. Unfortunately the father is Ilya Rozanov, the bane of his existence.

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    31 Jul 2026

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    Shane returns from the showers to find the locker room far more animated than when he left it. Everyone has their phones out, and when he sees Shane coming, JJ says, “Câlisse, Hollander, about fucking time! Ilya Rozanov got caught kissing a man.”


    After the tuna melt debacle, but before Rose, Ilya makes the reckless decision to go to a gay bar to take his mind off of Shane. When photographs get published, Shane has a realization and devises a plan: he's going to ask Ilya Rozanov to marry him.

    Ilya's going through enough without things he can't have being dangled in front of him. He needs to figure out a different way to avoid going home, because eventually Shane Hollander will realize what Ilya already knows: Ilya isn't worth what Shane wants to do for him.

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    25 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    what if the rose landry era never happened? what if instead of shane having a shitty team, it's ilya? what if shane does crazy stuff for ilya? what if they got married? what if they act married? what if ilya has imposter syndrome and shane has to convince him they're together for good and he won't ever leave him? what if they loved each other so much they each give up so many things for the other? WHAT IF THEY GOT MARRIED?

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    How did he let this happen?

    Shane's not sure.

    One moment, he was on the gym floor not staring at Rozanov's gorgeous sweaty body. Then Shane was standing up, but his legs were weak for some god forsaken reason and Rozanov was there, just an arm around his waist to keep him upright, and now...

    Well.

    Now Shane's on his knees on the floor of Ilya Rozanov's shower.

     

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    Heated Rivalry, but the boys are forced to have an honest conversation around 8 years earlier than they do in canon.

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    14 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    babies got their happily ever after way sooner than in canon and i'm LIVING FOR IT😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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    “Okay, give me five minutes. This patient will not take long.”

    Luca nods in thanks and scurries off to busy himself in the meantime. Ilya huffs another sigh, shaking his head as he finally pulls up the digital chart.

    Shane Hollander
    Age: 27
    Height: 177.8cm
    Weight: 88.5Kg
    Temp: 36.6
    BP: 118/75

    -Patient presented with syncope, nausea and vertigo.

     

    -shane hollander comes into ilya rozanov's ER, two months after they had a wild one-night stand)

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    11 Jun 2026

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    AMAZING STORY. LOVED THE PLOT, THE WRITING, THE CHARACTERS, THE BABY!!!!! pregnant!shane was something else entirely and i loved him so so much. ilya here is so endearing as well 😭😭❤️❤️❤️ that's my family right thereeee (i cried with every chapter)

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    Eight years after their divorce, Ilya and Shane have become experts at avoiding each other. They only speak when absolutely necessary, never hold each other's gaze for too long, barely make eye contact, and never talk about what happened. But ignoring one another becomes nearly impossible when they're still raising two children.
    One day, Ilya gets into what seems to be a serious argument with their oldest daughter, and Shane is forced to step in. Suddenly, everything they've spent years avoiding begins to surface.

    or,

    Shane was about to break an unspoken rule.
    Because every time he and Ilya got together to talk, they ended up fucking.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    i read this through a headache until almost 4 am THAT'S ENGAGEMENT THAT'S WHAT A GOOD STORY CAN MAKE YOU DO!!!

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    “There is one more thing. Given the nature of your fall and the force of impact, we ran a full battery of blood tests to check for any internal issues. Everything looks normal, except for one result that… stood out.”

    Shane’s stomach tightened. Stood out?

    “Given your secondary gender presentation and hormone levels, we also ran a standard pregnancy panel,” she said, her words measured and clear. “And the test came back positive."

    For a moment, the words didn’t land. They floated in the air like dust in the sunlight.

    Positive.

    Pregnancy panel.

    Then, all at once, they crashed into him.

     

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    Shane Hollander discovers he is pregnant while at the hospital after getting hit in the ice by Marleau in a Boston vs. Montreal Match and after inviting Ilya Rozanov to his cottage.

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    08 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    their babies' names were so cute😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    02 Jun 2026

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    “I’ve…seen you around campus and it’s good to finally meet you. Like, properly.” He fumbled over the words, his tongue feeling thick and heavy and entirely too big for his mouth. Whether it was from the weed or the nerves from Ilya's presence, Shane couldn't tell.

    “I’ve seen you, too.” Ilya grabbed the cigarette from behind his ear, bringing it to his mouth before lighting it.

    “Really?” He watched as Ilya took a long inhale from the cigarette. Shane wanted to say something in that moment, something about how mixing alcohol, weed, and nicotine was probably a bad idea, but the words died in his throat as Ilya blew out smoke from the corner of his mouth and grinned at him. He looked so fucking good.

    Da, Shane Hollander.” Shane fought back a shiver as his name fell from Ilya’s lips. He loved how Ilya’s voice had wrapped around the vowels, long drawn out and quiet. He wanted to hear it again and again.

    or, Shane Hollander has had a crush on Ilya Rozanov from afar for the past three years. They finally meet at a party.

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    01 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    they're so fucking stupid i love them so muchhh

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    29 May 2026

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    BRATTY SHANE IN THIS FIC>>>>>>>>

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    “Unlock the door, Hollander.”

    Even though Shane couldn’t hear the exact words, he knew what Ilya said. He shook his head.

    “Unlock the door, or I will break the glass. Your choice.”

    Shane’s eyes widened again and he briefly hung his head as if regretting all of his past life decisions, and Ilya heard the resounding click of the unlock mechanism.

    He felt wild, his mind in violent turmoil as he threw open the door and his palm clutched the back of Shane’s head, his fingers finding purchase in the coarse hair. “Are you listening to me?” Shane ducked his head in acknowledgment. “I’m going to call off my driver. You will not move. I am going to sit there-“ he pointed at the empty passenger seat. “-in this boring car of yours and I am going to find out why the fuck you are alone and who the fuck made you cry.”

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    Inspired by Shane’s confession in The Long Game (*mini-spoiler*) about his whereabouts after leaving a certain Montreal nightclub in January 2017, Ilya leaves the club shortly after Shane only to find him pulled over on the side of the road, devastated.

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    17 May 2026

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    15 May 2026

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    Cliff Marleau gets assigned to keep the new Russian rookie out of trouble. Fifteen years later, he gives a speech at Ilya's wedding.

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    12 May 2026

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    their friendship bro😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

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    When a fifteen-second clip of Shane Hollander and Hayden Pike goes viral, the internet decides they are in love. Unfortunately, Ilya Rozanov disagreed.

    One video. Two hockey players. Three million opinions. And one Russian man personally declaring war on the entire internet.

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    09 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    JGKHKWBGJSKFJ the guy is DONE with yall!!! #letshanesleep

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    Shane Hollander is ready to climb the publishing ladder and land the job that could completely change his life—even if it means working for the despotic and insufferable Ilya Rozanov.

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    08 May 2026

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    i love a bratty shane and a down bad ilya THAT'S SOME GOOD FOOD!!!!! also the tension here ughhh i diedddd

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    during the off season, he lets ilya give him hickeys. it’s mutually beneficial— ilya always wants to use shane like a chew toy, and shane always wants to be his chew toy.

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    02 May 2026

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