imcompletelycalm
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don't ask questions (you don't wanna know) by imcompletelycalm
Fandoms: 데뷔 못 하면 죽는 병 걸림 - 백덕수 | Debut or Die - Baek Deoksoo
14 Apr 2025
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“Hyung, I’ve always wondered,” Cha Eugene began innocently, “Why do you dislike Cheongryeo-sunbaenim?”
It should be known that Park Moondae is very, very sleep-deprived, and slightly tipsy. Therefore, he should not be held accountable for anything he says or does.
Park Moondae prepares to evade the question by playing dumb, and he’s half-way there when his dumb mouth decides to say something completely different. What comes out of his mouth is this: “Who the hell would get along with their ex-boyfriend?”
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When a joking line of questioning gets a serious, if drunken, answer, TeSTAR learns why Park Moondae and Shin Cheongryeo are Like That.
Series
- Part 1 of debut or die
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the disastrous fake boyfriend by imcompletelycalm
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
17 Aug 2024
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Much to his chagrin, Saiki has found himself the object of affection for the prettiest girl in the school. He’s tried almost everything to get Teruhashi to lose interest in him without hurting her feelings (and consequently sending her fan club after him… and potentially losing his friend).
Fortunately, the school’s rumor mill offers the perfect solution: reject her by letting everyone know he doesn't like girls. Unfortunately, it involves fake-dating one Toritsuka Reita, aka the only person Saiki trusts to not fall for him, for this plan to work. Good grief.
[Saiki fake-dates Toritsuka for a month. This is all for the sole purpose of letting Teruhashi down gently. He has no ulterior motives whatsoever, no matter what Aiura or anyone else seems to think.]
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VS coming out by imcompletelycalm
Fandoms: 絶対BLになる世界 VS 絶対BLになりたくない男 | Zettai BL ni Naru Sekai Vs Zettai BL ni Naritakunai Otoko (Manga)
20 Jun 2024
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"Aniki, I need to tell you something."
“What's up?” I ask again, with dwindling interest, until I suddenly remember something I read the other day. Ominous tags. Bad ending. Merry bad ending. Fuck. I grab his shoulders. He startles, shaken out of his protagonist's tumultuous inner monologue. Miiko slips out of my lap and meows plaintively at the both of us from the other side of the couch. My heart shatters. I somehow manage to resist dropping everything to hug the cat. This disturbs Ayato even more.
“Sorry, one moment, Miiko. Ayato, are you okay? You're not getting bullied? None of your friends are having any potentially life threatening issues of the mental or physical nature? You don’t have any life threatening disease or-”
[Ayato comes out to his weird but supportive older brother.]
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just an ordinary bl protagonist's weird older brother by imcompletelycalm
Fandom 絶対BLになる世界 VS 絶対BLになりたくない男 | Zettai BL ni Naru Sekai Vs Zettai BL ni Naritakunai Otoko (Manga)
20 Jun 2024
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this is just where i'm keeping my "a man who defies the world of bl" fics lol
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debut or die by imcompletelycalm
Fandom 데뷔 못 하면 죽는 병 걸림 - 백덕수 | Debut or Die - Baek Deoksoo
14 Apr 2025
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just where i'll keep my Debut or Die fanfics lol
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Losing the feeling of feeling unique by Yellowbirdbluetoo
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
05 Aug 2026
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Spider-Man is napping on their couch.
It’s a worn out thing, a rusty red color, and MJ had throughly vetted it to make sure it had to no sign of bedbugs, ticks, or other pesky pests, before they’d pulled a Friends’ pivot moment and dragged it up their buildings four flights of stairs in one of the most harrowing moments of Ned’s life- because two fresh college grad’s in New York were not going to pay for movers even if they’d almost died getting the thing up there- and Ned is pretty sure it still smells like beer from some spills at the housewarming party they’d had just a few weeks ago, but all that was a long winded way to say that New York’s crowning vigilante was snoring away on a second-hand couch from Facebook Marketplace.
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Pickin' up things we shouldn't read
It looks like the end of history
As we know
It's just the end of the world -
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The first time MJ chooses to actually sit with them at lunch rather than lurk five seats away, Peter stops talking mid sentence.
“What?” she asks, clutching the book she’s holding to her chest. “I felt like a change of scenery, that’s all.”
Peter exchanges a look with Ned, shrugs, and goes back to telling his story.
She doesn’t contribute much to the conversation that day, but she’s there, and it’s a start.
Or: Peter makes a friend, Ned loves his friends, and MJ has friends
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With last strike that knocks a man unconscious Zoro is done and turns to him, and his face scrunches up in the way it sometimes does when Chopper falls asleep during after-dinner game night smashing his nose against the table and sending cards flying with soft snores, or when Nami comes back from shopping with little gifts for everyone, claiming it was just a bonus she got for her good looks. Or when Usopp would go and on about one of his special adventures till he got so tangled up in it he started sputtering with a tongue out and flailing around like a fish pulled out of water.
It’s the face he makes when he thinks something is cute.
Well, Luffy’s not. He’s just small at the moment, and will be normal in another, and is about to remark on that, but there are more shouts coming from the other side of the street—they can beat them too if they’re that eager, but then Luffy gets the idea that running away would be more fun than a repeat of this nothing-fight (anything would be, really), and so he sends Zoro a look— and his swordsman rolls his eyes but sheathes the swords anyway, and begins trotting in some direction of his choosing.
Getting lost with Zoro is always the best.
Series
- Part 5 of feelings (and other repercussions)