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    What if Rose Landry wasn't your typical straight girl best friend? This is my imagining of events if Rose was a little less girl-next-door, and a little more chaos bisexual, whose real calling is tormenting Shane. I have a rough outline for the series but it will no doubt change with my workload and motivation levels:
    1 - Tit for tat (Rose announces the breakup. Shane is stressed and Ilya is over the moon.) - COMPLETED
    2 - I told my friends, and we high fived (Rose and Shane get together for Exes Night. Rose finds out about Ilya) - COMPLETED
    3 - check my nails, tell me how you feel (The internet takes note of Shane's makeover. Rose enjoys stressing Shane out online.) - COMPLETED
    4 - that lady lady, she's the man (Svetlana doesn't take kindly to assumptions about her and Ilya's relationship. It's her turn to be the Chaos Bisexual.) - COMPLETED
    5 - Now i'm on your ex's side (Rose joins the Montréal WAG chat. She is not a WAG.) - NOT STARTED
    6 - She might leave with me (Rose attends a Boston game. The Internet is crashing out. Shane is so done.) - NOT STARTED

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    Emmy: When did you first hook up with him?
    Jane: 2010
    Caro: WHAT
    Megan: GIRL
    Tia: SEVEN YEARS??
    Megan: My jaw is borderline unhinged rn

    Or: In 2017, Shane finds a place where he can talk about his sex life...a group chat for girls who have slept with Ilya Rozanov

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    22 Aug 2026

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    The Blofis family is many things; a respected name in the community, well-known for its long and distinguished history of military achievement. Generation after generation have proven their worth, leaving an indisputable legacy that dogs the footsteps of those to come.

    Imagine their surprise when they find out Paul, the middle child and blacksheep of the family, has not only eloped with an artist and single mother, but kept it a secret. For two years.

    ***

    Or, Percy Jackson meets the Blofis family.

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    24 Jul 2026

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    Holy shit.

    That was Shane Hollander. His heart plummeted straight to his feet.

    Troy had never been thrilled to see Shane on the ice against him, but this was decidedly worse as the man threw a towel over his shoulder, dark eyes studying him intently.

    “Fuck me,” Troy whispered as he looked at Ilya, who gave a not-so-apologetic shrug. Asshole.

    Hollander clicked his tongue. “Seems like the world thinks my fiancé is doing that,” he said flatly.

    “They are calling us Rozarrett,” Ilya said unhelpfully. “Or Baranov. I’m not sure which.”

    Troy wanted to scream at him, but he had other problems at the moment. “Did you say fiancé?”

    Or

    In which Troy doesn’t immediately post Harris on his socials after coming out, and Ilya is inspired to come out shortly after. The result? An unfortunate misunderstanding, which leaves everyone thinking Baranov is the cutest couple in hockey.

    Everyone other than Shane and Harris that is.

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    21 Jul 2026

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    Life feels so chaotic for Shane sometimes, with all the loud noises and the unwritten rules he’s expected to follow, even though no one ever taught them to him. It’s why the bookstore feels more like home to him than anywhere else in Boston. It doesn’t ask Shane to be anything other than himself. Doesn’t ask for any more than he can give.

    He can just exist here.

    Shane likes slow, likes taking his time. And Ilya - without saying or doing anything in particular - makes Shane feel like that’s okay. Like he isn’t doing anything wrong by standing still sometimes.

    (Or, Shane works in a bookstore, Ilya plays hockey, and they both go to the same college. They fall in love in every universe.)

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    08 Jun 2026

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    “So the MVP player of today’s game, where you kicked our asses, is drinking alone in a basement. Isn’t that ironic?”

    “Well, I’m drinking along with a sore loser of today’s game, sitting in said basement. Isn’t that ironic?”

     

    Or: Cliff Marleau decided to go for a beer after the defeat to Montreal and left the bar with number of a surprisingly sassy twenty-year-old Voyageur and a ten-step adoption plan

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    17 May 2026