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The thing Gandalf neglected to mention when he assured Thorin Oakenshield and Company that Bilbo Baggins of Bag End would be the perfect thief for their mission was this:
A Hobbit wouldn't be able to tell a diamond from a pearl, or from an Arkenstone - no matter how hard they try.
This leads to some confusion, on Bilbos part. And some frustration, again on Bilbos part.
(What sort of a description was 'heart of the mountain', anyway? A useless one, that's what.)
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03 Jun 2023
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Bilbo can't find the stupid rock (Arkenstone), they all look the same to him!
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The rule is Kakashi must only be unmasked when in the presence of the Hokage.
Which means, Kakashi just has to avoid the Hokage.
{Or, did you truly believe Naruto's first act as Hokage would be anything other than this?}
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21 Dec 2025
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Team 7 finally see Kakashi face, oh no he's hot!
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Sarutobi’s frown immediately becomes thunderous and sharp. “Boy you dare - no, first, what nonsense is this claim to Uzumaki lineage?”
Sarutobi doesn’t open the folder so Kakashi does it for him, flipping to a weathered piece of paper with a stamp of his birthdate, the head obstetrician's signature, hastily scrawled, right over the name of Kakashi’s mother with a Wave stamp.
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Or, a silly little fic where Kakashi is part Uzumaki, is legally married into the Uchiha clan, adopts all the people, is a brat in the face of authority and gets saddled with the hokage hat as punishment. Oh, and along they way he fixes canon, mary-sue like <3
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21 Dec 2025
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Kakashi is an Uzumaki, chaos follows, happy crack :)
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Plot a Course by Skierunner
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
10 Jun 2022
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Prompt: That's completely unreasonable. I'll do it.
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Fox can't stand Anakin, but he really can't resist this most recent temptation.Bookmarked by impmetta
17 Dec 2025
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Short, fun, Skywalker seduces Fox to premeditated murder and treason :)
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open your eyes, there is a moon in disguise by graveltotempo
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
24 Apr 2022
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Sometimes, a family is Tony Stark, three badasses and three smartasses, saving the world together.
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21 Apr 2022
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Tony and adopted kids get infinity stones and save universe