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[podfic] The Wisdom of Cats by inkpenpaper, reena_jenkins for forzandopod
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
05 Jan 2018
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Cody felt it was a sad reflection of the amount of poodoo the 212th had dealt with over the course of the war that his first reaction to his General turning into a cat wasn’t panic, but resignation that he owed Rex another 50 credits.
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- Part 1 of this is not the fic you're looking for
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[podfic] Five People Obi-Wan Kenobi Shared Sleeping Space With (and One Person He Slept With) by inkpenpaper, reena_jenkins for forzandopod
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
05 Jan 2018
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Exactly what it says on the tin.
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- Part 2 of this is not the fic you're looking for
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[podfic] The Best Cure by inkpenpaper, reena_jenkins for forzandopod
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
05 Jan 2018
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It was the kind of milksop mission that would have normally been well below the paygrade of either the 501st and the 212th, so it was obvious Command meant it as sort-of leave.
Such a shame Obi-Wan touched something he shouldn't have.
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- Part 3 of this is not the fic you're looking for
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this is not the fic you're looking for by inkpenpaper, reena_jenkins
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
05 Jan 2018
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Shane Hollander's Guide to Winning Free Agency by DistantStorm
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jul 2026
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Shane Hollander is a UFA on July 1, 2019 at 12pm Eastern. An Unrestricted Free Agent, or UFA for short, is a player of a certain tenure whose contract has ended and can sign with any team of their choosing. If it were anyone else, a player walking to his UFA day would strike fear into the fans and managers hearts. They could lose a player for nothing.
On the morning of July 1, 2019, with Shane Hollander set to test free agency, the Montreal Metros and their fanbase aren't worried. It's well documented that Shane Hollander has always held out for the best deal, and being a free agent is his leverage. Everyone knows that he’ll sign another deal with the Metros.
But maybe everyone is wrong.
(Alternatively: the one where Shane Hollander finds out ahead of schedule that Ilya Rozanov is lonely.)
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- Part 1 of Hollanov's Guide to Major League Hockey
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- English
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13 Jul 2026
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love rivals by lyric_ghost
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Feb 2026
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A video leaks on the internet: Ilya Rozanov, staggering drunk in an alley outside a club in Montreal. He's angry, then crying. What he's saying is pretty incoherent, but it seems like he and Rose Landry had a secret relationship in the past, and now he's jealous seeing her and Shane Hollander dancing together!
Well. That's what the internet concludes, anyway.
The denizens of r/mlhockey and r/mlhmess are delighted to follow this drama as it unfolds. Meanwhile, Shane and Ilya have to deal with being seen as love rivals as well as rivals on the ice.
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22 Jun 2026
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Canada Day by frondsanemones
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Apr 2026
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June 2018. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are about to execute the first step of their ten-year plan, with Ilya signing with the Ottawa Centaurs when free agency begins on July 1.
Except Shane accidentally, drunkenly, outs himself to the Montreal Metros at the end of the season. Who are not as okay with it as Shane would have hoped.
AKA the most eventful Canada Day that the MLH has ever seen.
- Language:
- English
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- 6/6
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20 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander, Pro Level Cowboy by Itsallfine
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Apr 2026
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When Rose Landry’s texts are leaked, Shane is outed not only as gay, but as an enthusiastic and talented bottom and deepthroater. He panics over being the literal embodiment of every locker room slur but gets advice for dealing with his next team practice:
It’s time to get cocky. It’s time to own it.
Or: Ilya grapples with top privilege and Shane gets to embrace bottom pride in the locker room.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,249
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- 1/1
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- 281
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18 Apr 2026
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Best Served Hot by queerteaoop
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Mar 2026
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The camera is zooming slowly in on Shane, sitting on a bench in a locker room with his gear most of the way on, starting to lace up his skates. There’s a steaming hot coffee in a paper cup and a donut set neatly on a napkin on the bench beside him. Text appears in the space above the items and proclaims: Extra fuel, for when it’s time to cream Boston.
Dunkin’ Donuts puts Ilya in an ad campaign. Tim Hortons responds in kind. After years of on-ice rivalry, this might actually be the thing that causes the hottest point of contention.
- Language:
- English
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- 21,618
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09 Apr 2026