itsjustatortilla
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social media posts (WIP) by that_rogue_bard_babe (itsjustatortilla) for lycanthr_pe
Fandoms: IWIR
25 Jun 2026
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artemesia returns to racing
twitter reacts
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the gods help those who help themselves by that_rogue_bard_babe (itsjustatortilla)
Fandoms: The Triumverate - Fandom, IWIR
30 Oct 2024
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It would be an exaggeration to say the city of Daraket lies in ruins. Genuinely. To say that the governmental system of Daraket lay in ruins, however, would be a perfectly fair thing to say. Nostrus Naismyth, Breonna Pheonixwoods, and Sabine Marie Delacroix, however, stand tall amongst the ruins.
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just the basic facts (can you show me where it hurts?) by that_rogue_bard_babe (itsjustatortilla)
Fandoms: IWIR
06 Feb 2024
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a robot, a werewolf, a dream, and an old god
(or: sabine has an interesting two days and meets some interesting new people and takes some notes on their interesting-ness)
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- Part 1 of with a few dreams of ours still intact
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i've felt some pain, i've seen some things (but i'm here now) by itsjustatortilla
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
08 Oct 2021
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She is, after all, a Lionett.
She is, after all, a little girl.
___________Five peaks into the life of Beauregard Lionett and 5 into that of Yasha Nydoorin, and one into theirs together.
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- Part 3 of the good old days (M9 college)
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i'd be laying in my bed (dream about what i'd become) by itsjustatortilla
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
30 Jul 2021
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“I never thought I would make it to 20,” Caleb mutters, half to himself, half hoping no one has heard him, half hoping they’re all listening, half hoping no one comments. It’s late, the sort of late that might be more usefully defined as early, the sort of late that both compels people to say only the thoughts that lurk the deepest in their minds and compels propriety in people to not comment on the grasping, flailing, private revelations of others.
“I still might not.”
ENDING EDITED 7 OCT
Series
- Part 1 of the good old days (M9 college)
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with a few dreams of ours still intact by that_rogue_bard_babe (itsjustatortilla)
Fandom IWIR
06 Feb 2024
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sabine marie delacroix lost her spell book, her mentor, her emotional support familiar, and her right arm just under the elbow about six months ago when her archeological excavation for a celestial healing object went wrong. so she did what any sane wizard would do and turned to adventuring. maybe there she can find some answers.
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if these walls could talk by angeluvxx
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 May 2026
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Shane's favourite time of the day is when he can crawl back into his apartment where he finally gets peace and quiet after a busy day juggling work and med school. His routine is sourly interrupted when a new neighbour moves in next door, being as loud as he is infuriatingly handsome.
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Shane Hollander lives a quiet life, Ilya Rozanov wants nothing more than to make him scream.
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Hayden just wanted to surprise Shane with a guy’s night in. Shane had been flat lately, and he and JJ thought it would be nice to distract him with friendship.
How they ended up stuck in a fucking closet watching Shane get dicked down harder than anyone in the history of the world has ever been dicked down, Hayden would never quite understand.- Language:
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03 Aug 2026
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Ilya Rozanov wakes up from a medically induced coma, sixteen months into a mission to save the dying sun, and he can't remember a single one of his crewmates.
He's immediately drawn to one of them, though. Too bad Hollander won't give him the time of day.
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03 Aug 2026
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drawn in by strange_ghost
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Jul 2026
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"He saw the corners of Ilya's lips curve up ever so slightly in that infuriating, tiny hint of a smile. “Goodbye, Shane Hollander.”
Shane could only ogle as Ilya walked away. Fuck. His ass was fat. This was so bad.
Shane Hollander, star athlete, D1 hockey team captain, campus heartthrob, was being completely undone by a brooding Slavic art major that he would probably crawl on his fucking knees and bark for."
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Shane is ready for another boring semester where he has to pretend like he cares about anything other than hockey. Until he sits down next to a mysterious Russian art student who also happens to be the hottest guy Shane has ever seen.
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Bookmarked by itsjustatortilla
30 Jul 2026
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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Bookmarked by itsjustatortilla
30 Jul 2026