j3t_blue
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Hail Mary, Full of Rocks. by j3t_blue
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
03 Oct 2026
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What are we arguing over?" He asked.
"I want to talk to aliens. Yao is scared they make him pregnant."
Grace blinked once. "Well, I would've agreed with you, but I can't remember my own first name, so…"
"I hope alien give you both pregnancy."
or - ilyukhina and yao live. all three hail mary astronauts meet rocky. it makes a lot of things much easier. not all of them though
Series
- Part 4 of Fluff July 2026
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takes hold of your right hand and says to you, 'Do not fear; I will help you.' by j3t_blue
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types
02 Oct 2026
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"Sorry."
"Nope. Absolutely not." The Doctor responded. He scraped a hand back through his hair, rough enough Simon was sure it stung. "I need you to be honest with me now. Please. It's important."
Simon nodded, still didn't dare tip his head up. He wouldn't have lied anyway. No point in it when he'd be dead before the day cycle ended.
"What did they tell you was going to happen here?"
"Didn't. Said the Doctor was going to experiment on me."
or - The SM-13 gets pulled back up from the blood ocean. Simon still does not end up free, instead he is transferred to the care of the COI's leading Doctor to be vivisected in front of an audience (or something. they're back to not telling him anything)
or or - No.1 COI big boss has given him a LIVE HUMAN PERSON to dissect. Grace will absolutely not be doing that
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my neighbours cat keeps meowing at three in the morning wtf why. by j3t_blue
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
27 Aug 2026
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Inej rolled her eyes. It was three in the morning, no time for formalities. “Can you get your cat to shut up?”
the man glanced back into the house, eyes presumably landing on the cat. A cat that had gone suspiciously silent now that the door was open. “he’s isn’t really fickle to listening to instructions.”
“that seems more a display on ur character than his.”
the boy’s lips quirked, a hastily contained smile. “u clearly havent met my cat.”
“and i certainly do not want to.”
or - literally what the title says
Series
- Part 7 of MY evil author day
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 482
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
- Hits:
- 196
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“You’re not going to kill me.”
“Pardon?” The man asked.
“You’re not going to kill me. At least not right now.”
“Pardon?” He demanded again.
Wylan tilted his head on the side, eyed the man. “Do you speak Kerch? I can act it out if it’d help you.”
or - wylan van eck has a very bad time.
Series
- Part 6 of MY evil author day
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After another long moment of giggling and scrabbling, the door slowly opened, only elongating the long painful creaking of the hinges. Carl rolled over, arms crossed and duvet still over his head. He was not dealing with this bullshit.
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The door was still open.
Clearly, the bullshit wanted to deal with him.
"See?" A very Russian voice whispered. "Roommate is still asleep. Fire was small whoop."
or - carl should hate his roommate, the guy's in and out of the dorm at all hours of the night, talks to himself and is constantly causing problems. for some reason though, he can't bring himself to
Series
- Part 5 of Fluff July 2026
Recent series
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Fluff July 2026 by j3t_blue
Fandom Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026), Lockwood & Co. (TV), Project Hail Mary (2026)
03 Oct 2026
- Words:
- 7,347
- Works:
- 5
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MY evil author day by j3t_blue
Fandom 9-1-1 (TV), How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies), Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
27 Aug 2026
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unfinished unrelated one shots
i wanted them out of my drafts and i didn't want to wait til february- Words:
- 15,104
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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hiccup leaves before the final training test au, set once he comes back
- Words:
- 12,511
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 42
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unrelated how to train your dragon one shots
- Words:
- 30,310
- Works:
- 8
- Bookmarks:
- 25
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they're gay and they're failing school by j3t_blue
Fandom Nikolai Series - Leigh Bardugo, Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
16 Jul 2023
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a text fic of the crows if they were in highschool. theres a fair bit of law breaking and bullying. but its for a good purpose. even though they’re kind of demon children.
- Words:
- 28,037
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 18