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    Tiktok might be the most annoying app on earth. But even a stopped clock is right twice a day, and Shane can't help but admit that Ilya would do a much better job crushing a watermelon with his thighs than some stupid fitness influencer.

    Or, Shane wants to be crushed like a watermelon.

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    Day Eight of Kinktober: Face-sitting + Switching

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    09 Oct 2026

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    “I was afraid this might be what you were hiding.”

    Ilya swallows hard. “Afraid?”

    “I knew it wouldn’t be something bad,” Shane says. “But I was starting to get scared it was something really, really sad instead.”

    Or: Ilya survives a suicide attempt as a teenager and spends the rest of his life hiding the scars. Everyone assumes, incorrectly, they know what he’s hiding. Until Shane.

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    07 Oct 2026

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    Once they are back and settled in their hotel room, Shane on his phone, texting, it suddenly occurs to Hayden that they are in Boston, and what that means.

    “You can not fuck Lily in my body, bro.”

    Shane turns to him slowly, entirely unimpressed before his eyes glaze for a second and he snorts.

    “I’m serious, you can’t. It may not be me in there, but that body–” he gestures to Shane, to his own body “–it’s married, okay?”

    Shane keeps blinking at him. It’s funny how despite it being his own face, Shane’s deadpan expression shines through. “How the fuck would I explain this?”

    The body swap au nobody asked for with a twist.

    What happens when Shane and Hayden swap bodies while in Boston?

    Why does Rozanov seem to sense something is off immediately?—Why is Pike so comfortable maneuvering his way through Ilya's house?—Why the fuck is this happening to Shane?

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    25 Feb 2026

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    Entertaining take on a crack premise.

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    Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.

    So. Not stealing.

    But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?

    Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.

    Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.

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    30 Sep 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 30

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    Summer, 2022: Ilya and Shane go to a baseball game. Ilya and Shane go to brunch. Ilya and Shane go to a wedding.

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    25 Sep 2026