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The Adachi File: Share All by joschmo
Fandoms: 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (TV), 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (Manga), 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (Anime)
09 Sep 2026
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When a jealous rival leaks all of Kurosawa’s personal files to everyone in the company, Adachi is surprised to discover that the golden-boy salesman who he’s barely talked to over the last seven years has a secret side.
There’s a savings account with Adachi’s name on it. There’s a list of Adachi’s favorite foods. There’s a list of 1000 spots Kurosawa wants them to visit on a date. Just what exactly is going on here? Worse, what's going to happen when they're back in the office on Monday?
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They built the Thing long past the outskirts of town. It was far enough away so no respectable people: good - normal - people, would have to see it and think about the degenerates locked away there. Or worse, hear them.
They built the Thing out of solid red brick - a rusty red dredged up from the clay in the rivers. A good local clay fired by good local boys building an economy and industry in the town. When it rained, the slick facade of the building looked like it was bleeding - yet another reason for it to remain out of sight.
Of course, the problem with towns: they grow.
A fic about Arkham before and after the bats, and what makes Gotham the city it is.
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Heaven Through the Eyes of a Sinner by joschmo
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
26 May 2026
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One second he was swallowing down warm - disgustingly warm - blood, desperately trying not to let it go down the wrong pipe and fill his lungs even more. The next, he opens his eyes, a tube miraculously doing the breathing for him, no pain, clean light up above, and a holy angel looking down on him.
The Convict knows it was an Angel, even though it looked like a person, because no one’s eyes could ever be that kind.
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Dick wakes up in a cage, along with his siblings and Bruce. Underground and with no way out, they wait for backup. As hunger and thirst grows, their captor Ra's Al Ghul offers succor in exchange for a kiss from his beloved Detective. Dick's disgust turns to horror when he realizes the man isn't after Bruce, but another member of his family.
When every single member of their family is willing to jump on a grenade for every other member, their confinement is a powder keg waiting to go off as secrets are revealed.
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Cherry Apocalypse by joschmo
Fandoms: 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (TV), 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (Manga), 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (Anime)
03 Jun 2025
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Adachi is panicking about his upcoming date with Kurosawa when everything he knows turns upside down, again. Only this time, the status quo shifting isn't him gaining psychic powers. No, this time there's a deadly virus sweeping through the city, infecting everyone on the street, and causing the dead to rise.
Everyone is trapped in the office, waiting for government intervention during the zombie outbreak. As supplies dwindle and office politics rear their ugly head, Adachi and Kurosawa struggle to keep everyone calm while also keeping their burgeoning relationship under wraps.
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Joel and Ellie struggle to adjust to a completely new society from a background of overidealized nuclear family structure (Texas) and rising fascism (FEDRA, and also sometimes Texas).
A series of unconnected one shots showing Ellie and Joel slowly acclimatizing to Jackson. They both bring their own baggage but together they can work through it. Sometimes comedic, sometimes dramatic, these one shots are in no clear order, with the only overlap being some Jackson residents.
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One Alpha Two Many by PeerlessSerpent
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Mar 2026
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"Ah," Yue Qingyuan thought, "there’s something in the tea."
Shen Qingqiu tries to secretly turn Yue Qingyuan into an omega. The 'secretly' doesn't pan out, but the rest of it sure does.
Bookmarked by joschmo
08 Oct 2026
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26 Sep 2026
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Dreaming of Bingpup by dogmatix
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Sep 2026
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Luo Binghe returns from the Endless Abyss with a plan to get himself back into Shen Qingqiu's good graces. It involves an overpowered artifact and a little luck, but when has a plan ever survived contact with Shizun?
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Binghe gets turned into a dog. This is the best thing that's happened to him in the last few years.
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17 Sep 2026
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big dick blues by notyourcircus
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Sep 2026
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The problem with comically large cocks is that there is a reason they aren't that big in real life.
Dammit, Airplane!!
Bookmarked by joschmo
17 Sep 2026
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xxx bubble-butt twink gets gloryholed by hung tatted-up sugar daddy xxx STREAM FREE ONLINE NOW CLICK HERE xxx by pengiesama
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Oct 2020
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Xie Lian investigates a hole in the wall of his shrine and gets himself stuck. After being saved from his predicament by Hua Cheng, Xie Lian becomes aware of his true destiny, which is to get stuck again and have Hua Cheng fuck him while he’s in there.
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14 Sep 2026