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    Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.” 

    Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”

    “I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.” 

    “Rozanov–” 

    “Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”

    OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic. 

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    15 Oct 2026

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    So funny and sweet

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    "The sighs and groans stop suddenly and Shane’s stomach sinks. Fuck. Ilya is going to know that Shane is jerking off to him on the other side of the wall and he's going to hate him. This isn't how Shane imagined seducing him at all. He just couldn't fucking help himself.

    Okay it's fine. It's explainable. He could just be walking through the room to get dressed and ready to go. Ilya doesn't have to know that Shane has the entire side of his body pressed into the wall on the other side of his bed. Sure, maybe the creak is too close to Ilya's side, but will Ilya really be able to tell how close? In apartment living noise just travels everywhere.

    Just then, he hears the moans resume. And if he's not mistaken, they're a touch louder. Fuck, he's not imagining that, is he? Ilya is fucking louder. Not obviously so, but noticeable when you've got your ear desperately pressed to the wall like Shane does."

     

    Or, Shane is down bad and engages in some manipulation and light stalking to get his man, and Ilya is very much okay with this. College AU but tbh there's not a ton of plot here lol.

    Or, this author has seen some unhinged obsessive Ilya characterizations and wants more with Shane too.

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    12 Oct 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    God tier fic
    So funny and good

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    “You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.

    “I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”

    He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.

    When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.

    (the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)

    (or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Omgggggg my heart!! this is 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
    The dialogue ! The quips! The actual feelings put in parentheses! It reminds me of ee Cummings poems
    I loved that they how the author took scenes and dialogue from the show, flipped it around and put them in new scenes so seamlessly 😍😍😍
    Wow, the writing flows so well, you FEEL every single intimacy, emotion, it’s just as good as watching the actual show
    Everything this author writes is amazing,bookmarking so I can come back and read them over and over
    I am at a loss for any more words and can only respond like this: 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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    Ilya has noticed Hollander’s beautiful flower tattoos. He seems to have a new one every time they see each other. But why has Canada’s Golden Boy chosen to get tattoos, and what do they mean?

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    07 Oct 2026

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    So interesting and such a creative concept, I am in love with this story 😍

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    Heat spread across Ilya's face. His mouth fell open slightly. He let out a short, stuttered laugh of disbelief. This couldn't- he was straight, he wasn't-

    “Finally got you at your own game.” Shane's smirk widened to a smile, his hand clapping down on Ilya's shoulder to squeeze it slightly. For once in his life, Ilya was unable to find his voice.

    “Damn.” Shane laughed, jostling him a bit. “If I had known this was all it took to get you to shut the fuck up, I would have started flirting back years ago.”

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    When old college friends Ilya and Shane show up to their mutual best friend's wedding, they are ready to fulfill their duties as bridesmen. Even after years of not seeing each other, they fall right back into their usual banter.

    Ilya loves to flirt with Shane. Shane loves to tell him to fuck off. It's a running bit. Nothing more than a joke between two friends; because Shane is gay and Ilya is straight and it doesn't actually mean anything…until Shane finally decides to flirt back, and Ilya's world suddenly tilts on its axis.

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    31 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    God tier fic 😍😍😍😍