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    Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are both vying for the same competitive Ministry Internship.
    It'll go to the candidate with the best grades. The widest range of extra-curriculars. The most impressive essay.
    They're both very stressed about it.
    But when independent attempts at "stress relief" somehow link their sex toys together---

    Let The C.U.M. Wars begin.

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    Draco’s body went cold as he watched it, slow-motion as it pattered staccato against her lips.
    Tap-tap. Tap-tap. Tap-tap.
    Like a fucking heartbeat. Which he knew. Because his own had stopped dead.
    He knew that pattern. That rhythm. Knew how it felt to tap against soft, plush lips.
    Oh, Draco thought, as his mouth fell open in response.
    …
    Oh, fuck.

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    15 Sep 2026

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    A single sip of Amortentia was all it took to shatter Draco Malfoy’s restraint, sending him spiraling straight into Hermione Granger—under the stands, where no one could see. Just exactly what was his plan exactly?

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    28 May 2026

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    When a game of Truth or Dare under Veritaserum goes off the rails, Hermione Granger unwillingly confesses her filthiest fantasy is to be thoroughly shagged senseless by Draco Malfoy.

    Draco, ever the opportunist, doesn’t let it go.

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    28 May 2026

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    Draco wasn’t sure how he ended up here.

    Well, he was. Kind of. It was just never supposed to go this far.

    But somehow, Draco Malfoy ended up here. On one knee. Proposing to his fake girlfriend, Hermione Granger.

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    The one where Draco and Hermione are fake-dating, but his jealousy leads him to propose to her instead of breaking up with her.

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    18 May 2026

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    Draco Malfoy had been bored out of his usually very sharp mind for precisely one hour and forty-three minutes.
    Along comes Granger to upend everything.

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    24 Apr 2026