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“Look, Kim. Baby.”
“Don’t call me that.”
“No one’s ever died of cannabis.”
“Animals die of accidental cannabis ingestion every day. It’s a highly unresearched, unregulated substance. It stands to reason a lethal dose for humans just… hasn’t been discovered yet.”
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room to chew by foreverythingelse, Thunder_Puss
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022) RPF
28 Aug 2026
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"You know what I've been getting into?" Eric asked in that way that let you know he had no intention of waiting for your answer. "Voice notes. You know about that?"
"Voice notes?" Assad asked, watermelon stabbed onto the end of his fork and hovering near his mouth.
"Yeah, there's that little microphone by the window that you type into. If you press that, you can talk into the phone and the text appears."
"That's not a voice note, Eric."
"It's not?"
"No. That's talk to text. Voice note is when you record what you say and then send it. With your actual voice."
Finally, he shoved the cube past his lips, hoping Eric would pivot into something that left him the room to chew. His favorite thing when sharing a meal with Eric. The room to chew.
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28 Aug 2026
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Hard work beats genius. Zanka is gonna tattoo that onto the sorry fuckin' hide of everyone who's ever doubted him, and he's gonna start with Jabber fuckin' Wonger. He's gonna prove he's nothing like that guy, or his shithead family.
(The rush he feels at the sight of blood, at the sweet sound of agony, doesn't mean a thing.)
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27 Aug 2026
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It’s been two months since Chef Carmen Berzatto’s retirement. Sydney still flinches whenever someone speaks his name in the kitchen. Carmy still doesn’t feel as good with his girlfriend as he hoped he would.
The Bear’s first birthday party is coming up.
Fak tells Sydney how to haunt someone.
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25 Aug 2026
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i would shovel the worms that inhabit your brain by scenedenial
Fandoms: The Bear (TV 2022)
23 Jul 2024
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It’s not that Richie doesn’t like Sydney. She’s pretty and mean and she can clearly cook her ass off. She’s exactly the kind of woman he goes for: smart mouth, long hair, homicidal tendencies. She’s a little young, but other than that, yeah. Richie could like her.
The issue is that Carmen acts ridiculous around her. Her first day, him trailing her around the kitchen like a dementedly friendly shadow: here’s the dish pit, here’s the spice rack, stay away from Richie, hardee-har-har.
Whatever, Carmy, Richie thinks, it’s not like you had my dick in your throat twelve hours ago. Oh, wait.
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17 Aug 2026