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    [the_shadowhand]
    I would be willing to help you come up with ideas, if you want, so long as you’re willing to teach me your ways with dirty talk.
    It’s… hard for me, I suppose. I never know what to say, let alone with the presence you have.

    [catsire]
    Why Herr Shadowhand, are you flirting?

    [the_shadowhand]
    Not intentionally. More… admiring a skill you have that I lack.

    Caleb is not disappointed. He’s not disappointed when they meet and The Shadowhand has the same casual fake flirty tone as his text. He’s not disappointed when they end up filming together, his feelings most definitely not returned. Caleb can live with the heat of his fixation on the other man as they, somehow, become friends beyond their work. He can handle himself just fine.

    It doesn’t matter that The Shadowhand is gorgeous and brilliant besides. He likes Caleb well enough and there could be hope, if Caleb wasn’t such a fucking mess. They can be friends, and coworkers of a strange sort. It’s fine.

     

    It’s fine.

     

    Until it’s not.

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    01 Dec 2021

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    Caleb likes to think if he is overly good at one thing, one skill he wishes he didn’t have, it’s fucking up.

    It usually ends in disaster. That time he tried to help cook dinner that resulted in Caduceus hating salt for a month. That time he tried to make a light joke to Yasha and reminded her of her wife. That time he tried to steal a spell scroll and Fjord threatened to kill him. That time he burned his family alive in his childhood home and went catatonic for a decade.

    The phrase “go big” as an encouragement wasn’t supposed to apply to his fuck ups. But it does. Oh, it does.

    Very rarely though Caleb comes out no worse for wear. And once, it actually improved his quality of life. Though it mostly made him miserable first. And the group nearly fell apart. Fjord almost died. More than once Caleb fervently called out to the Wildmother to have the earth open and swallow him whole.

    But Caduceus still under-salts the soup for Caleb’s taste, and now his life is a little less bleak, so. All things considered
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    That fakemarried!Widofjord thing that is so self-indulgent I can't believe I'm posting it.

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    13 Dec 2020

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    Keyleth is restless after her fight with Raishan and her forced alliance with a dragon she can't begin to trust.

    When she can't sleep, she seeks out companionship and despite a castle full of allies the only person she can think to go to is Grog, and she finds the kind of comfort and understanding she hasn't known for a very long time.

    (things start getting a little sexy in chapter 4 and then get pure smutty in chapter 5)

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    08 Dec 2020

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    Takes place imminently after the "Dark Hallways" vignette at the end of Season 2, and also imminently after The Nineteenth Time. Annabelle meets Chloe. Jasper needs time to sort his unlife out. This is the end... for now.

    This fic is part of an AU series where Jasper has been feeding from Annabelle and they now have a Blood Bond and a slow burn romantic relationship. It's worth reading the rest of the "Feeds From" series before this part for proper context and build up of Jasper and Annabelle's relationship.

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    06 Dec 2019

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    After nearly a decade of war, Archmage Caleb Widogast has brokered a peace with the Xhorasian empire. It comes at the cost of his hand in marriage. They send the Nonagon, leader of their bloodhunters, to marry him. He wasn't expecting a beautiful tiefling. He wasn't expecting Mollymauk Tealeaf.

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    30 Jul 2018