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  1. Rec *

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    Lan Wangji is a pre-alpha tester for the Suibean Coffee Machine- an AI powered unit that makes the best damn coffee known to man. Despite the fact he only drinks tea, he bonds with the unit and "forgets" to send it back. A two week trial period turns into a ten year friendship that ends in tragedy when the unit suddenly goes offline without warning.

    Lan Wangji must contact the only person capable of reviving his friend-- Billionaire Wei Wuxian, a man far out of his reach.

    Billionaire Wei Wuxian is at the top of the world and living every man's dream. He's the father of Artificial Intelligence and the self proclaimed smartest man in the world, and a man like that wants for nothing.

    It's incredibly... boring.

    When a hack on his company leaves him scrambling to find the culprit responsible, he finally meets a problem he can't solve easily. Not to mention the golden eyed man that gets caught in the crossfire.

    Or:

    LWJ falls in love with a coffee machine and makes it everyone's problem.

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    24 Oct 2026

  2. Rec 81

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    After a game of Marry, Fuck, or Kill, Wei Ying finds himself kind of engaged to his best friend.

     

    It's okay though, because it's just a bit.

     

    Right?

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    20 Oct 2026

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    Wei Ying has a case of writer's block, so his friend Nie Huaisang offers up his brother's cabin for two weeks in late winter-- forgetting that time period coincides with the annual Gusu Kink Expo.

    Lan Wangji has been looking forward to his annual kink vacation, but when Nie Huaisang calls and requests he babysit his nextdoor neighbor for the next two weeks, he can't help but feel annoyed. It's never a good idea to disappoint Nie Huaisang, so he reluctantly agrees.

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    20 Oct 2026

  4. Rec *

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    "I set up a Grindr profile last night and I've received many messages of people comparing me to a catfish. Now that I know what it means, I'm relieved I haven't started responding to the messages yet."

    There's a marked silence coming from the other side of the room. The needle is frozen in midair, resting on Wei Ying's index finger as he stares dumbly back at Lan Zhan. It had been a while since he'd seen him speechless. Wei Ying has a tremendous poker face and rarely lets it drop, even in times of distress. Lan Zhan wonders if he's said something wrong.

    "C-can you repeat that?"

    Wei Ying also never stutters, so Lan Zhan obliges him quickly. Repeating himself does nothing to quell Wei Ying's confusion. In fact, it seems to grow.

    "W-hy— why— why would you do that?"


    After thirteen years of pining after a best friend that's shown absolutely no interest in him, Lan Zhan decides to create a profile on Grindr and get this whole virginity thing dealt with.

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    17 Oct 2026

  5. Rec 30

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    This is the story of how I died.

    Don’t worry, though. This is actually a very fun story. And, if I’m entirely honest, it’s not even about me. This is the story of a different guy, named Lan Wangji. And it starts with the North Star.

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    13 Oct 2026