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  1. Rec 68

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    “Seventeen,” says Akutagawa, but Atsushi is only faintly aware of it. She’s suddenly hyper-aware of everything but it, actually; how Akutagawa’s ruffled collar dangles almost onto her face, how she can now see there aren’t any leggings beneath Akutagawa’s dress, how the warmth of her bare legs bleeds into her own clothed ones, and how Akutagawa is straddling her.

    Oh. Oh God.
    Alternatively: Atsushi is a little pent up, and like all good arch-nemesises do, Akutagawa notices and offers to help out. It doesn't go as badly as you'd think.

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    24 Dec 2025

  2. Rec 74

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    When a private experiment with a bottle goes horribly wrong, Dazai is left with two choices: go to the ER or call Chuuya for help. Reluctantly choosing the latter, he braces himself for a storm of teasing and mockery. What begins as a rescue mission involving Chuuya's hand (and plenty of laughter at Dazai's expense) quickly escalates into something far more intense. With tension rising and boundaries blurring, the pair discovers just how far their desires can push them.

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    “You can sleep in here,” Chuuya calls out, back facing him as he exits the room. “You know where the blankets and shit are but I better see your ass gone in the morning, got it?” Dazai feels a bit of liquid falling into his lap and stiffens a bit in shock. He hadn’t even realized he was crying. “Dazai?”

    This time, Chuuya takes a glance back and Dazai doesn’t have time to hide himself before Chuuya’s already seen him and frozen.

    skk hatesex turns into subdrop...based off a tweet of mine

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    Dazai, in a moment of curiosity (and perhaps questionable judgment), stumbles upon a website selling sex toys that can be linked to a person in real time. Naturally, he buys one for himself, purely for research purposes, of course.

    Unfortunately, he's out of the country when the package arrives. Even more unfortunately, Chuuya is the one who receives it. Hoping for some prime blackmail material, Chuuya tears open the box… only to find the toy inside.

    One thing leads to another, and Chuuya - blissfully unaware that the device is synced to Dazai - decides to put it to good use. Meanwhile, miles away, Dazai is abruptly, helplessly, and very publicly experiencing the consequences of his impulse purchase.

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    23 Dec 2025

  5. Rec 19

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    When Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu are out on a combined date-forward-slash hunt for a rare plant, then stumble upon a fruit that may or may not be one of Airplane's sex pollen plots...

    Maybe. Either way, Luo Binghe is acting very amorous and either way, Shen Qingqiu is going to need to take care of that.

    (aka: if your husband won't top you... like... sex pollen can help.)

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