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either way you turn by t4tarmandaniel (killtheparty)
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
15 Aug 2024
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“And what,” he manages, “are you- providing, exactly?”
“An opportunity,” Armand says, pulling back to speak. “To finally be… interesting.”(or, armand tries his hand at retribution. daniel’s along for the ride.)
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like a real fucking starfire by chandeliersandcaviar (killtheparty)
Fandoms: Natasha Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812 - Malloy
05 Mar 2024
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anatole is content. but contention does not deter curiosity, and anatole is so very curious.
(or, what if anatole wanted to very affectionately top fedya)
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Wilbur’s alive. Excited and vibrant, less human than live-wire, conducting electricity throughout himself with growing glee. This is why he’s back, he’s sure of it. He needs to make things right.
Quackity’s mouth pulls into a snarl.
“Wilbur, hey. What happened to off my fucking property?”-
The final law of the improbability principle is the law of near enough. This says that if you expand what you mean by a coincidence or improbable event sufficiently, you can make it as likely as you want.
(or, did they or didn’t they?)
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“Unbelievable. You really just don’t know when to fucking stop, do you?”
“Hm,” Wilbur hums, daring a look upwards into Quackity’s unforgiving eyes. “Sounds like more of your problem than mine.”
His growing boldness is abruptly kicked all the way back to square one as Quackity, for the first time since their, ahem, last meeting, touches him, fingers grazing over his chest before clamping into a fist in his shirt.
“Oh, I’ll make it your fucking problem, Soot.”-
or, wilbur needs punishing. quackity’s just the man for the job.
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and all i ever want (is breaking me apart) by dizzyizzy (killtheparty)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Dec 2022
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Izzy isn’t gonna think about it. He’s not thinking about it. He’s just touching the stupid thing until it fucks back off, and then he can continue to act like a normal goddamn human being and maybe get some bloody sleep for once.
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(He thinks about it.)
or, izzy needs some alone time. surprise, surprise, his thoughts won’t let him be.
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minecraft but all these people are sad (ross's dsmp works) by killtheparty
Fandom Dream SMP
11 May 2023
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all my sfw works with characters from the dream smp, compiled into a series for your reading pleasure! always c not cc, typically wilbur, tommy, quackity, or tubbo centric, both in-universe and au.
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want my blood inside of you (c!tntduo porn with feelings) by transrev (killtheparty)
Fandom Dream SMP
02 Jan 2023
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a mundaneish dsmp analysis and rewrite, focusing on wilbur, mental illness, gender, creation, destruction, and finding a home.
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“Oookay. I guess I’ll come back another time-” Zanka grabbed his arm, hard. It felt like his wrist was cracking under the pressure, and he groaned.
“Zanka, my guy, I didn’t think you were in the mood but-”
Zanka looked up at him blank-faced. “Kill me.”
or: after Jabber saves Zanka from a suicide attempt, he tries some unusual ways of getting him back to normal.
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Bookmarked by killtheparty
22 Aug 2026
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Jabber can admit Zanka is easily one of the hottest guys he's ever seen. This attraction is made worse by the simple fact that Zanka refuses to give him time of day.
Jabber tries to vindicate himself of mentally jerking off in Enjin's tattoo chair by jerking off in Zanka's piercing chair.
Bookmarked by killtheparty
02 Jul 2026
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07 Jun 2026
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what lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why by anagramforbaby
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
19 Apr 2026
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Years? No wonder Zan-Zan’s buff as hell now! Jabber’s mind reels from the implications… Zanka must be lying. What in the Abyss would compel him to join this raggedy-ass band of losers? How could he ever replace the thrill of fighting strong enemies with mindless trash beasts? Something's not adding up.
And another thing: it’s allegedly been years, and Zanka still has that fuck-ass mullet? Jabber’s eyes crinkle, and Zanka bristles. “What?”
“On God we gon’ get you a better barber, man,” Jabber wheezes with a laugh.Or: Jabber wakes up in Cleaner HQ missing 3 years of memory. Zanka refuses to fill him in on it.
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07 Jun 2026
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Earth's #1 Xenobiologist (Rocky wears the strap) by beakus-freakus (Trixree)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
08 Aug 2026
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If this record is a confession, let it be a complete one: the human-thinking-machine Rocky was gifted has everything on it. With the aid of the device Rocky had made back aboard the Mary that translates light on Grace’s human-visual displays to texture on Rocky’s Eridian-sonar display, accessing all of humanity’s combined wisdom is as easy as making a database query.
Rocky consumes approximately 1,600 Earth-hours of human pornography before the ship’s engines cease to function, leaving it dead and stranded in space. Again.
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25 May 2026