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Hold Me (Like a Grudge) by lixdoesntknow, sk3lebun
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
24 Aug 2026
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The Wellbeloves decided Simon could use a phone. Penny decided Simon could use a social media platform.
Simon decided he loved Tumblr and promptly hated it when he discovered his biggest enemy was also an avid user-- Baz Pitch.(From our Tumblr roleplay accounts @basiltonpitch and @simonsnowsalisbury, which ended up with more plot than either of us originally planned)
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This Place Will Become Your Tomb by lixdoesntknow
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
26 Apr 2026
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In the beginning, I didn’t even know what to write. Even if I did eventually learn charms to protect the journal from prying eyes and sticky hands, it’s not like I wanted to declare “Hello, I'm Basilton, your local hopelessly queer vampire! Here are my most embarrassing thoughts,” on the first page.
Once I had (shamefully) committed to the idea of writing in a diary, it became easier to let it out: daily entries, drifting thoughts, pro and con lists, poetry, and heartfelt confessions began to fill the pages until it felt normal. Until the shame and doubt melted away, leaving nothing behind but catharsis. Until I filled the book to the brim and had to decide if this would be A Thing I Did.
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Simon Snow has agreed to be Baz Pitch's bodyguard, even if it means forfeiting his life in the process.
In the world of humans and vampires, where there was once peace there is now only chaos and blood. Vampires are being hunted en masse by a growing group of vampire hunters loyal to a man known only as "the Mage." Malcolm Grimm, the Minister of State for Security, has made many enemies in his life but none pose as great a threat as the fanatically loyal vampire hunters, hell bent on deposing Malcolm from his position and killing his vampire son. He decides to hire the infamous mercenary Simon Snow, who has a few expensive secrets of his own, on the condition that Simon lay down his life for Baz. Even if it means letting Baz bleed him dry. Chained together by the danger that lurks around every corner, there's no room for hiding their growing feelings and desire.
As Baz's shadow, Simon is almost certainly going to die. But can they find a way to outrun fate together?
Bookmarked by lixdoesntknow
21 Aug 2026
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keep your brittle heart warm by aalstroemeria
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
20 Aug 2023
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For every excruciating minute he was gone, all I could see every time I closed my eyes was some variation of this: Baz, my Baz, in pain – the harsh lines of his face contorted, his eyes squeezed shut, his fangs filling his mouth, and no one to help him.
Baz gets kidnapped. It doesn’t take Simon 6 weeks.
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Teacher's Pet by aralias for twokisses, it_is_twelve
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
11 Jul 2021
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Another NSFW scene in the Classroom Politics universe.
Simon Snow looks stunning in a school uniform.
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- Part 3 of And then that magic man he come to town
Bookmarked by lixdoesntknow
15 Aug 2026
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A NSFW epilogue to Classroom Politics. Now Simon's graduated, he and Baz can finally be together behind closed doors. Or rather - one particular door.
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- Part 2 of And then that magic man he come to town
Bookmarked by lixdoesntknow
15 Aug 2026
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At twenty-five, Simon Snow’s life is finally on the up. He’s got his magic back, people listen to him, and he can draw the Sword of Mages. A lot of people think he should lead the Coven.
But not everyone. The Old Families still see Simon as their enemy and they’re quite willing to quote obscure magickal law to stop him ascending to Mage. Simon’s never backed down from a challenge, though, or let anyone stop him doing what he needs to do. He’s not starting now.
Even if it means going back to school.
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- Part 1 of And then that magic man he come to town