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    Ilya hasn't texted since the rumor started. Well, Shane thinks maybe he has, because he woke up one morning to the notification message from Lily: finally foubd a girl to fuck u yes and when he, sleep drowsy, pressed on it to open the chat it disappeared forever, deleted.

    Or: Shane’s a virgin now, he’s decided.

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    16 Oct 2026

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    “Shanya,” Ilya says. He considers and discards his next few potential sentences. “Moya lyubov.”

    “Spit it out, Ilya,” Shane says, so Ilya does. 

    “The boys want us to fuck. They think sex ban has jinxed the team.” 

    Whatever Shane was expecting, it clearly wasn’t that.

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    The Centaurs are about to be swept in the first round. The team thinks they know why.

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    16 Oct 2026

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    Once upon a time, Ilya had put a pretty girl in the passenger seat of his Porsche and fingered her while he pushed 120 down the interstate. He’d kissed drunk boys in seedy European clubs. He’d been impossibly hot, impossibly cool.

    Moreover, he was impossibly ill-prepared for the dizzying experience of being Shane Hollander’s boyfriend. Because Shane was turning out to be a really good boyfriend, the kind that quietly handled expensive restaurant checks, the kind that made soup when he was sick and held open his coat for him.

    Ilya basically had no choice but to get hard about it.

    Or: a 5+1 of Ilya versus Shane’s boyfriendisms, told over the years.

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    13 Oct 2026

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    “Excuse me, David Hollander? Can you come with us please?”
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    How David Hollander became an EBUG for the night and ruined his son’s day.

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    12 Oct 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov has a gift.

    He can speak to animals, which has earned him an incredibly successful career as a pet psychic, and far too much information about what people do when they think their pets aren’t watching.

    Shane Hollander has a problem.

    His cat, Pork, is permanently miserable. After exhausting every sensible option, Shane turns to the supernatural for assistance.

    After their first appointment, Pork grows visibly happier - his cat’s found a hobby and renewed sense of purpose for achieving his only goal: to destroy Ilya for good.

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    09 Oct 2026