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Turns out, it’s not heart disease that gets you. Not a car crash, the second coming, or even a plain old slip in the shower that removes you from this mortal coil.
It’s motherfucking aliens.
Your Uncle Randy would be so proud.
Or: two losers cheat, stab, and flirt their way to a win.
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- Part 1 of these two shitheads
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19 Sep 2026
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They say, bread, honey and fish are the staples of Aedes Elysiae. For Phainon though, the list would be, bread, honey and your approval — even if, you were completely at odds with the other two.
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- Part 4 of Phainon Fac Totum
- Part 8 of Ensorcelled — Yandere Honkai: Star Rail
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01 Jun 2026
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A Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing (Slipping) by tricolordango
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
25 May 2026
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Ashveil's curiosity about you tends to bring out the worst in him—enough for him to regularly trail you like a shadow while you remain blissfully unaware of his influence over your surroundings. But once mere whiffs of you are no longer enough, he finds himself inserting his way into your life instead, hoping to receive more of the goodness that is you. Now he's no longer sure if he can handle the consequences. His mouth opens far too easily, spilling compromising words before he can stop them, which raises the question of how much time he has left before you finally figure him out.
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31 May 2026
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Creatures Features by Manic_Sho
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
10 May 2026
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Primal instincts take the lead!
In this series of oneshots, hybrid characters from Genshin Impact and Honkai: Star Rail just can’t resist you. Different features, different creatures, same hunger.Bookmarked by loserless
04 Apr 2026
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29 Jan 2026
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Yaoshi's Gift, Lan's Curse by antithetical_artist
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
27 Oct 2025
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"You had spent a decade trying to bury grief instead of bodies, building walls instead of tombstones. Now that you thought about it, you should have expected for those ghosts to come back to haunt you one day. You just couldn’t have known this ghost would be clad in silver and wearing a face you had thought to be long gone."
Your life should be enough to tell anyone that rock bottom does not exist. When you think you're at your worst, there's always more. So when you reunited with an old friend, you were under the assumption that life was finally offering you a consolation prize.
That was not the case. He's going to hell, and he doesn't plan on letting go now that he's found the only remaining piece of home.
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28 Dec 2025
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moral of the story, don't underestimate a gym rat (who's also lowk (not rlly) into you)'s ability to lift you.
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28 Dec 2025
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So Hot You're Hurting My Feelings by happyandhealthy
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
03 Aug 2025
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You get reminded the hard way why you shouldn't trust men you meet off of dating apps.
Good thing your roommate's here to make you feel better!
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28 Dec 2025
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“Your daughter, or ruin by fire and blood.”
You are the daughter. The Crowned Prince of Castrum Kremnos conquered your city. To save it from destruction, you accept the deal.
Your body, or the ashes of everything you hold dear.You are not naive. You know what's coming. It is not love.
It is war, and war takes everything.Bookmarked by loserless
28 Dec 2025
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The Blue Porch (Illustrated) by Angrynoodles
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
31 Jul 2026
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A shiver runs down his soaked spine. He is utterly and incomprehensibly alone.
A faint jingle breaks the rhythm of the rain, and Phainon’s ears perk up. The bell above the shop door trembles with motion, and his wet body stiffen as he tilts his head. Through the blur of falling water, he sees you, leaving the bakery with a paper bag clutched to your chest. The smell hits him first: warm, yeasty bread, delicate cake frosting, something sweet and irresistible that makes his nose quiver. His stomach growls involuntarily, a reminder that this strange body has needs entirely different from the one he remembers.
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27 Nov 2025
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You are very familiar with dancing and its many forms. It's unfortunate that Mydei has taken note of your fondness for flames and their consequences.
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23 Sep 2025
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23 Sep 2025
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To You, My Dearest Mistake by ren_onig (ren_onigiri)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
06 Jul 2025
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You accidentally slept with the Crown Prince of Castrum Kremnos during his rut—while being a Beta, no less—and somehow survived. Now he lives in your house, cooks your meals, and everyone just assumes you're married, so… guess you're together forever now.
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23 Sep 2025
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You would call yourself a calm, decisive, level headed person — all qualities befitting of a good CEO in the cutthroat world of business. But somehow, one way or another, every bad decision you've made in the past two years have been related to one man: Phainon.
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18 Sep 2025
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Phainon has been missing you during the day.
It's resulted in some unwanted behaviours.
(Puppy!Phainon)
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18 Sep 2025
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hell is a hound without a chain by loreish
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
31 Oct 2023
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Blade staked his claim on you long before you realized. A bite is quite a burden.
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01 Sep 2025
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The Winged Insect and the Funeral Pyre by lunafleurette
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
30 Dec 2025
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You expect him to be mollified, after a few swipes of the inside of his wrist against your neck to smear his scent along your skin. As you feel the tension begin to bleed out of him, you start to let go of his hand and step away.
He steps towards you. Mydeimos doesn't retract his wrist.
Your neck feels hot enough, already. You stumble against the archway, nervous titter in your throat, the heavy press of his skin against yours. Heart a trapped bird inside your ribcage. But you don't fly, you don't flee. Why is that?
Phainon and Mydei together are the perfectly matched alpha and omega, the stuff tales and ballads are spun out of. You aren't certain what your significance is, in this arrangement.
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01 Sep 2025
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The Cat Distribution System Levels Up (Or, How You Accidentally Adopted a Hybrid Lion God) by ren_onig (ren_onigiri)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
12 Aug 2025
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You wanted a sassy black cat, but the Cat Distribution System gifted you a golden lion cub with red-tipped fur—and a divine ego—named Mydeimos. Now you're stuck feeding a hybrid who guards your couch like it's a war throne and demands tuna like tribute.
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23 Jul 2025
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Minimum Wage, Maximum Suffering by devilish_cherry
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Mar 2026
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You hate your job. The pay is bad, your manager is worse, and customers are somehow both entitled and clueless. Just as you finish contemplating whether unpaid breaks are a human rights violation, weird new people keep showing up to the café. They all seem to know each other. Sometimes they talk in cryptic phrases. What the hell is this domain and why do they want to expand it?
One time, a man with stitches on his forehead walked in, made prolonged eye contact with you, and then left without ordering anything. You’re pretty sure he was a serial killer. Another time, the one with white hair and sunglasses indoors mentioned a "higher mission", and you’re 90% sure this is how cult documentaries start. One of your regulars only speaks in weird food-related phrases. You assume he has some kind of medical condition, but no one explains anything to you.
But you are not about to ask questions, because ignorance is bliss and also job security. And unfortunately, they are all weird and they seem very interested in coming back.
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19 Jul 2025
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You knew all this time, all these years, that it was him. It was always going to be him. What you didn’t know, however, was just how many strings he’d pulled to make sure you’d end up in his arms.
“Don’t you see?” His voice is eerie when it comes, upsettingly calm in the face of everything you thought you knew crumbling around you. He leans in closer, lips grazing over yours, “You’re mine. You’ve always been mine.”
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16 Jul 2025