lucanidsoap



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Words:
    45,754
    Works:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    28

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    "Just to be absolutely clear," Grace says, bowling over whatever smug bullshit was about to come out of Ortiz's mouth, "I'm not going to be the other woman, and I'm not looking to sleep my way to tenure."

    He's quite possibly still too drunk for this. Or maybe he's not drunk enough.

    "I'm a grown man with a doctorate and I can make my own decisions," he tells Ortiz. "So, if you think I'm even considering it because I'm some—some sugar baby or—or you're looking for an easy lay because you're conveniently in another country, then you can take your napkin and room number shove them right up your ass."

    It's not the most persuasive as far as warnings go. Grace stutters his way through it and he's moving his hands too much, but Ortiz at the very least doesn't try to interrupt him this time. He is smirking, however, the lift of it caught in the rim of his glass he takes a sip of his drink, eyes never leaving Grace's.

    "Is that what you've been thinking about all these hours?" Ortiz asks him, conversational, like they're discussing bike lanes and Copenhagen's public transit system. "My ass?"

    A week at the UNESCO conference in Copenhagen, Denmark.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,055
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    240
    Kudos:
    522
    Bookmarks:
    123
    Hits:
    5,982

    20 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Tags:
    Bookmarker's Notes

    Such an exquisite fic! Yummy prose, excellent characterizations, immersive scenes. AND GODDD Ortiz is hot. I usually don't read Ortiz!Rocky fics, but this one is just so well done. (2/?)

  2. Public Bookmark 76

    Tags
    Summary

    Grace finally noticed something was wrong when the lack of any noise snapped him out of his reverie. He finally looked away from his laptop, eyes faintly burning, and confusedly observed the coffee shop. Everyone, baristas included, were staring at the television, faces pale and drawn, utterly silent and motionless.

    And on that sunny day Dr. Ryland Grace found refuge in a coffee shop to escape the heat, all but one week on the dot past his self-ejection from the world of academia via carbon-based insults, jobless and with all doors pointedly closed in his face, the appearance of the very first Kaiju was shaking the world at large out of all previously known logic and scientific rationale.

    It wouldn’t be the last.

    —————————————

    Circumstances may be different, but a deep bond of friendship and love might save the day, nonetheless.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    103,007
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    337
    Kudos:
    223
    Bookmarks:
    76
    Hits:
    3,971

    02 Sep 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Very immersive worldbuilding and excellent characterizations. I love seeing these two universes squashed together, forming something entirely original.

    12/15

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Grace has many Earth sayings that Rocky has grown fond of. To use one of his most favorite, in Rocky’s defense, he had assumed that humans, due to their unfortunate condition of being extraneously fleshy and containing concerning amounts of liquid, were being dramatic, as humans often are, about the impact of small scale penetration for slightly extended periods of time. But Rocky loves his Grace very much and likes giving him nice things, so he intends to uncover the truth for himself.

    Upon further investigation, he fears the humans were not, in fact, being dramatic.

    //

    Or, Rocky figures out what a butt plug is, decides to secretly test run one on himself to figure out how to eventually put it in Grace, and gets his shit wrecked, in that order.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,180
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    653
    Bookmarks:
    110
    Hits:
    3,700

    14 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    sub rocky, ough when i get you!!!!! rocky takes a plug, tries to hide it, fails, gets caught, gets dommed by grace. this fic is so fucking hot uhg.

  4. Public Bookmark 80

    Tags
    Summary

    What happens when two apex predators are placed in forced proximity? They hunt.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,392
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    372
    Bookmarks:
    80
    Hits:
    3,897

    25 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    It's the primal play that makes you go crazy!
    1/?

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    In this BBC documentary special, Philomena Cunk travels to the planet Erid to pose the questions no one else would even think to ask.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,631
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    307
    Kudos:
    3,185
    Bookmarks:
    742
    Hits:
    13,122

    24 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    funny as hell. read for a good teehee.