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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    Robert finds himself drowning his woes at The Sardine until Flambae shows him how to feel something.

    “What are you even doing here?” Robert asked. “I’ve never seen you here in the middle of the week.”

    “It’s Depeche Mode night. I love Depeche Mode,” Flambae replied, taking the drink quickly and without wincing how Robert normally did. “But you look Depressed Mode, and it’s really bringing down the mood.”

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    23 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 68

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    To celebrate the Z-Team's success after Shroud was killed, they have a night out at a karaoke bar. The fun catches up to Robert, who ends up more intoxicated than he meant to be. Luckily, Flambae is there to help Robert get somewhere safe for the night. However, afterwards, Flambae becomes standoffish towards Robert, who can't remember a majority of the night of the party. He runs into Flambae a few days later at the gym, where things certainly heat up.

    Basically, Robert drunkenly confesses a few things that leave Flambae confused, they clear things up in the gym locker room.

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  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    “Hey, what’s an intimacy coordinator?” Courtney had the pen cap pinched between her teeth. “I’m used to most of the shit you make us do, but this… I don’t got a fuckin’ clue.”

    “An intimacy coordinator is someone that’ll handle… you… in the event that you get struck with what this villain has.” Mandy pinched the space between her brows. “Whoever this is has… something. That increases your temperature and libido, okay? To the point that only contact from another person will fix it. Do you get what I’m saying?”

    get fucked robert

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    23 Dec 2025

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    It was supposed to be funny.

    A bribe to get Prism to go on a call she would rather die than do. It was barely memorable, but whatever it was had been enough to earn her stubborn refutes.

    A joking, “I'll let you do my makeup after shift if you do this without insulting anyone there.” Like a peace offering, only coated in sarcasm. An olive branch promising his own humiliation.

    Everyone had laughed, it got Prism to concede.

    It had still been funny when Prism had the others over, had pulled out her entire makeup collection. Flambae had laughed, knowing for sure that Robert - normal, boring, probably straight Robert wouldn't be caught dead actually letting this happen.

    Funnier still when Robert actually showed up himself, immediately being pulled into a circle consisting of only Prism and Malevola as Coupè had sequestered herself onto one of Prism's many plush couches to read more of her book.

    It had stopped being funny after that.

     

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    The fic where Robert gets his makeup done and Flambae is very normal about it.

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  5. Public Bookmark 38

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    “We’re not fucking in the work bathroom,” Robert argued.

    “Aw, come on, Robbie,” Sonar said, nuzzling Robert’s ear with his snout. “Just a quickie. You said it yourself, we have an hour.”

    Robert’s face was on fire. He knew it was a bad idea, but goddammit, Sonar had gotten too good at touching him. He knew just where to gently run his fingers to get Robert going, and Robert nearly gasped when he felt Sonar’s dick pulse against the small of his back.

    “I’ll do that thing with my tongue.”

    Alright, yeah. That sealed the deal for Robert. He really liked when Sonar did that thing with his tongue.

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    Sonar convinces Robert to have a quickie in the bathroom during the break between shifts. They manage to be pretty quiet. Unfortunately, that doesn’t matter when it comes to some members of the office.

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