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He hears footsteps.
They're heavy, like they're on a mission, or very sure of their own power. He doesn't look. He closes his eyes, and his breathing gets faster. The footsteps falter, walking slower towards him, but not stopping until they're right next to him.
"Fascinating..." A deep male voice starts off with. This doesn't seem very promising for him. "You're the vessel of a Stellaron, look shockingly like Nanook, the Destruction, you exude an unnatural amount of body heat -- which, in hindsight, is probably because of said Stellaron, -- and you have the ability to rip industrial grade straps with just a simple tug. You were certainly made to wreak havoc among the weak, and yet you lay here, isolating yourself, and hyperventilating. Truly fascinating."
// or: Caelus isn't found by the Express. And he's a little more strange than usual.
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- Part 2 of Mal's MARINA Series
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Mutts don't get funerals.
Gallagher counts himself lucky he was even included in the toast the present Nameless had given.
The Nameless... Did they succeed? Or is Sunday...
The memoria is heavy around what remains of him. If he had a breath, it would be taken from him by the pressure. He should be used to this by now, with how long he's been here.
How long has he been here? It doesn't matter. He'll be here the remainder of his miniscule existence...
A mutt like him doesn't get to wonder.
// or: Gallagher gets another chance at life. As the Express' bartender.
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(I Wanna) Fuck the Government (Hooker) by malaseum
Fandoms: Devil May Cry (Gameverse), Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
14 May 2026
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Leon leans on his arms against the bar, making sure his chest creases with the move. He tilts his head down slightly before smirking and looking at Dante through his eyelashes, "I won't dance, but I'm open to any other suggestions."
"Oh?" Dante pauses, looking amused, "I didn't know a sly fox sauntered into my den."
// or: Leon is sent to recruit Dante, but he gets a little distracted :3c
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Hayloft by malaseum
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), Hayloft - Mother Mother (Songs)
02 Jan 2026
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Log: July 2018
Setagaya City, Tokyo
Fushiguro Residency
In the hayloft of the barn, two boys of Potential First Grade; their relationship wasn't known by anyone.
Due to the noticed absence of one, the man in the house went to see where he went.
And one of the boys died.
// or: Hayloft I & II but they're one right after the other, and Megumi is a blood freak.
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- Part 2 of Megumi-Centric AUs
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My Pride... With You by malaseum, MsAFK
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
30 Jun 2025
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Today, he acts before thinking.
Sampo catches his eye, an easy smile on his lips as his eyes run up and down Gepard’s body. Normally, Gepard would sink in and hide behind his uniform. But Sampo’s gaze lights a fire under his skin. Molten lava burns through his veins as Sampo pauses in front of him.
Tilting his head, Sampo catches the blush burning Gepard’s ears.
“A fresh out of the womb gay– how splendid!” Sampo smiles, catching Gepard by surprise.
“You can tell?” Gepard stumbles over his words.
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This MARINA series will be legendary...
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I was having a really bad time, so I inflicted Dazai with period cramps and the like.
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There's supposed to be 2 works in this series, but the second fic has been a WIP for like years now 😭
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Megumi-Centric AUs by malaseum
Fandom Hayloft - Mother Mother (Songs), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
02 Jan 2026
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I have like 4 Megumi-Centric AUs in my brain, so here's the ones I have posted.
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Ava steps into the room as the COI officers spin him back around. In her hands are two things: a cuff and a muzzle.
“No,” Simon whispers again. There is nowhere to go and yet he still sways backwards.
“Yes, Convict.”
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or the one where Simon is contracted to protect Ryland and Rocky on an important mission
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05 Sep 2026
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There Is Nothing Wrong With Me (Loving You) by helens78
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
25 Jun 2021
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It's not that Sam doesn't want to have sex... it just hasn't been the right time, or the right place, or the right person.
And then Bucky Barnes comes back into his life and starts yelling at him about the shield, and Sam's pretty sure his days as a virgin are numbered.
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29 Jul 2026
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warm blood (feels good, i can't control it anymore) by notcaycepollard
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
08 Jun 2016
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Sam's just chilling watching TV one evening when Bucky comes in and stares at him silently for a minute or two before sitting down on the couch. He's pretty close to Sam.
Okay, he's really close to Sam. Like, Sam would be using the word 'cuddling' if it wasn't so bizarre.
"What," he says, carefully not looking at Bucky, and Bucky huffs a sigh.
"Steve's not here," he says as if it's obvious. "Don't make it weird. Just- shut up."
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24 Jul 2026
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These Violent Delights by sc0rpiflow3r
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
24 Oct 2025
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The Winter Soldier is Sam’s mission. Sam chases him, day and night, through different countries, and the hunt turns electric, chaotic. Every move draws them closer, but Barnes slips through his fingers like a ghost.
Or that’s what Sam thinks.
The truth is that Bucky is chasing him, because Sam Wilson isn’t the Winter Soldier’s mission, he’s Bucky Barnes’ obsession.
In this cat and mouse game, the Winter Soldier catches a very pretty bird.
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18 Jul 2026
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A Beginner's Guide to HTML and CSS on AO3 by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: No Fandom, Fandom - Fandom, AO3, Original Work
18 Aug 2026
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You've seen it. A fic formatted like a classified document. A chapter that looks like a real social media feed. An interactive game, somehow, inside an AO3 work. You clicked the kudos button. You thought: how.
This is the tutorial that answers that.
A beginner-friendly guide to HTML and CSS on AO3 — no prior coding experience required. By the end of this series, you'll know enough to write formatted fics, build your own workskins, style your entire AO3 interface, and maybe make something that makes other people stop and think how.
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- Part 23 of Izzy's HTML & CSS Experiments
- Part 2 of HTML/CSS AO3 Skins & Tutorials
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04 Jul 2026