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Let's Get Things Straight by sabu (sarcasmtothemaximum)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
12 Apr 2026
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The flush on Seokjin's cheeks isn't just from anger. Except when he takes a step back, Namjoon takes a step forward, and they move like that until Seokjin's back hits the kitchen counter. Namjoon places a hand on either side of him on the counter, and leans in.
"Look at you," Namjoon whispers into his ear. His lips brush against his skin dangerously. "You say that you like men, but could you even tolerate being touched by one?"
Seokjin is shaking when he reaches out to grab Namjoon by the shirt. The trembling deer taking steps away from the safety of its mother. "I'm tolerating you just fine, am I not?"
Seokjin's straight. He's always been straight. It's just that recently, all he wants to do is kiss Kim Namjoon.
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28 Aug 2026
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After your apartment burns down, you’re left with only a suitcase and a string of dingy motels. The thought of moving back home nags at you, but you can’t bring yourself to abandon the life you’ve built—the job, the friends, the independence.
Luckily, your friend Beth Smith, who you bonded with during weekly art class, offers you a lifeline: a room in her family’s home until you can get back on your feet. Grateful beyond words, you move in, determined to be the perfect guest. But life at the Smiths’ isn’t as peaceful as you’d hoped, mainly because of her father—Rick Sanchez.
Rick is a brilliant but obnoxious, unpredictable presence, whose insults and biting remarks make every interaction with him a test of your patience. You hate him almost immediately, and avoiding his chaos becomes part of your daily routine.
Yet, over time, something unexpected happens. Beneath the barbs and tension, a dangerous attraction grows between you and Rick. What starts as resentment turns into something far more complicated—romantic, even sensual. Now, as you find yourself falling for him, you’re left wondering: Does Rick feel the same, or are you just another distraction in his chaotic, reckless life?
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25 Aug 2026
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When Logan woke up, he found out that the future had changed, only in a way that he didn't expect.
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20 Jul 2026
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Reader is a washed-up physicist who couldn't hack it in research, and took up teaching as a second option.
Rick is willing to help all your aspirations become true, in exchange for giving Morty a passing grade in science.
The dynamic diverts from transactional when the reader realizes Rick has been training her with a clicker like a fucking dog. Even worse, she likes it.
AKA. Brat Tamer Rick trains you with a clicker to be more obedient.
Shameless promo: I post short NSFW RickFucker takes on twt @B00G3R_A1DS
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13 Jul 2026
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For six months, Jack and Barbossa have been fuck buddies—no strings, no feelings. But Jack catches feelings, and his desperate attempts to keep Barbossa's attention backfire spectacularly in Tortuga. Two weeks of painful silence follow, until a crew member makes his move on Jack during a celebration. When Barbossa sees that look in Jack's eyes—the one that says he's considering it—jealousy snaps his control. He claims Jack in front of the entire crew and spends the night reminding him exactly who he belongs to.
"Ye've been mine, Jack Sparrow. Ye just didn't know it yet."
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21 Jun 2026