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  1. Public Bookmark 81

    Submarine’s unfortunate rendezvous (and other disasters in Shang Yinghua’s life) by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    08 Jul 2025

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    Shang Yinghua lives the perfect double life: by day, she is the right-hand woman and trusted dogsbody COO of Mobei Jun - that kid she used to know when they were both teenagers, who grew up to be (1) scary (2) hot, and (3) her boss.

    By night, she’s the prolific smut peddler, Great Master Submarine Plunging the Depths, who churns out dogblooded danmei after dogblooded danmei, beta'd by her roommate slash greatest anti-fan, Heavenly Peaches AKA Shen Yuan.

    Then Mobei Jun’s uncle starts reading her web novels, and shit gets. Messy.

    Featuring:
    - always a girl!Shang Qinghua and always a girl!Shen Yuan!
    - Luo Binghe, that guy who probably cries during sex!
    - Linguang Jun as Shang Yinghua’s fairy godmother!
    - Mobei Jun’s abs!
    - more romcom tropes than you can shake a stick at!

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    10 Aug 2026

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    due south by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    15 May 2021

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    Mobei Jun is well aware of the situation. Shang Pingyao does not have thirty thousand dollars. What he does have, though, is a jumpy, soft-thighed son.

    Mobei Jun can work with that.

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    01 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 52

    endless frenzy by for fucitol

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    29 Jan 2025

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    How could she have ever imagined being deflowered like this?

    All Jiang Cheng has is a two-day long vacation. She might as well enjoy this while she can. Thoroughly.

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    Fem! JC x Tentacle Monster

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    27 Jan 2026

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    洞窟の壁 | Cave Wall by Anonymous

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    14 Mar 2022

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    Jiang Cheng gets stuck in a cave wall and the Venerated Triad have their way with him.

    Mind the warnings and tags!

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    14 Sep 2025

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    reports of my heterosexuality may have been exaggerated by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    04 May 2022

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    “Okay!” says Wei Ying, already taking another customer’s order. “I’ll find you later! Remember, though, you have to be nice about my act – I thrive on praise!”

    Wangji finds a table for three. He sits down, maintaining a white-knuckled grip on what remains of his virgin pina colada. He stares at it, morose and – for the first time in his life – unbearably horny. I am also a virgin, he thinks, as though a non-alcoholic beverage is in any way capable of reciprocating his sudden kinship with it, and tries not to think about other, considerably more naked contexts in which Wei Ying might be said to thrive on praise.

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    27 Aug 2025