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Submarine’s unfortunate rendezvous (and other disasters in Shang Yinghua’s life) by ophelietta
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jul 2025
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Shang Yinghua lives the perfect double life: by day, she is the right-hand woman and trusted
dogsbodyCOO of Mobei Jun - that kid she used to know when they were both teenagers, who grew up to be (1) scary (2) hot, and (3) her boss.By night, she’s the prolific smut peddler, Great Master Submarine Plunging the Depths, who churns out dogblooded danmei after dogblooded danmei, beta'd by her roommate slash greatest anti-fan, Heavenly Peaches AKA Shen Yuan.
Then Mobei Jun’s uncle starts reading her web novels, and shit gets. Messy.
Featuring:
- always a girl!Shang Qinghua and always a girl!Shen Yuan!
- Luo Binghe, that guy who probably cries during sex!
- Linguang Jun as Shang Yinghua’s fairy godmother!
- Mobei Jun’s abs!
- more romcom tropes than you can shake a stick at!Bookmarked by masterofnoone
10 Aug 2026
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due south by screamingatthesun (savemeaplate)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 May 2021
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Mobei Jun is well aware of the situation. Shang Pingyao does not have thirty thousand dollars. What he does have, though, is a jumpy, soft-thighed son.
Mobei Jun can work with that.
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01 Feb 2026
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endless frenzy by violet_lotus for fucitol
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jan 2025
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How could she have ever imagined being deflowered like this?
All Jiang Cheng has is a two-day long vacation. She might as well enjoy this while she can. Thoroughly.
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Fem! JC x Tentacle MonsterBookmarked by masterofnoone
27 Jan 2026
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洞窟の壁 | Cave Wall by Anonymous
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
14 Mar 2022
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Jiang Cheng gets stuck in a cave wall and the Venerated Triad have their way with him.
Mind the warnings and tags!
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14 Sep 2025
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reports of my heterosexuality may have been exaggerated by sysrae
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
04 May 2022
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“Okay!” says Wei Ying, already taking another customer’s order. “I’ll find you later! Remember, though, you have to be nice about my act – I thrive on praise!”
Wangji finds a table for three. He sits down, maintaining a white-knuckled grip on what remains of his virgin pina colada. He stares at it, morose and – for the first time in his life – unbearably horny. I am also a virgin, he thinks, as though a non-alcoholic beverage is in any way capable of reciprocating his sudden kinship with it, and tries not to think about other, considerably more naked contexts in which Wei Ying might be said to thrive on praise.
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27 Aug 2025
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how could i ask for more by vespertineflora
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
25 Oct 2020
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When Meng Yao and Nie Mingjue ask Lan Huan what she wants for her birthday, they strongly imply it can be a sexual favor. Lan Huan asks for so little in the bedroom; she always seems content to just join in whatever activities her girlfriends partake in and never makes specific requests for herself. Of course, when Lan Huan actually indulges their suggestion, the last thing they expect from her is a detailed, written fantasy that she hands to them with an entirely red face... But if such a thing is what Lan Huan wants, Meng Yao and Nie Mingjue will make sure to give her exactly what she's asking for. Written for Whumptober 2020, Theme No 6. PLEASE… (“Get it Out” | No More | “Stop, please”).
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Bookmarked by masterofnoone
31 Jul 2025
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possess me more by beta_babelfish for Cheermione
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Dec 2024
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“This story is very interesting, you know,” Shen Qingqiu says casually, as though he’s commenting on the weather. “They call this trope ‘enemies to lovers.’ The two leads squabble so much, but this scene - when one pins the other down, the attraction between them is just so obvious.”
Or, Shen Qingqiu wants his lovers to take their energy out on each other, and provides a little direction along the way.
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19 May 2025
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Cynosure by CosmicStarfall (StarflakeBurning)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Sep 2024
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A peaceful meeting between peak lords and the two demonic rulers in their midst is interrupted when Liu Qingge stumbles in and starts making out with anyone in his reach. It soon becomes clear that he's been drugged with something powerful, and he's spread it to everyone in the room.
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Liu Qingge passes around a magical STD and it fills everyone with the desire to fuck him to death.
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03 Dec 2024
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Panacea by pallas_rose for gotaemin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Sep 2022
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Shen Qingqiu is really enjoying living an extended slice-of-life happily-ever-after extra. But will a new monster--one he definitely doesn't remember from PIDW--threaten his happy marriage?!
Featuring my new but unfortunately short-lived OC, Sparkly Cthulhu, in a cameo as villain of the week. His curse: tentacles, so many tentacles. As Shen Yuan, Shen Qingqiu might have had some relevant genre experience to guide the protagonist...
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08 Aug 2024
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What married people do by Shamelesscooper for acernor, Bendisa
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Jun 2020
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“I propose that we kill two birds with one stone,” Liu Mingyan said, and if her tone goes a bit theatrical, Jiang Cheng had the decency not to point it out.
“I don’t follow,” Jiang Cheng deadpanned, crossing his arms. “I thought the plan was to milk this whole thing for what it’s worth and gracefully part ways when it inevitably fell apart.”
“Yes, well. There’s a perfectly viable solution to the whole ‘falling apart’ part - you,” she said, pointing to Jiang Cheng, “Marry my brother.”
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Jiang Cheng gets married in the spring of his 39th year. It turns out better than he expected.
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04 Aug 2024
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Oh No!! What'll I Do? Getting My Perky Ass Groped On Train By Big Dick Stranger Underneath My Schoolgirl Skirt!! by sweetlolixo
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
08 Nov 2020
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Our protagonist is a cute college boy in his early 20s with no boyfriend. He sees a handsome man on the train everyday. He’s tall, well-dressed, and always has a book in hand. If only he could get with a man like that! But one day, that handsome man... begins molesting him?!!
Or, Wei Ying wears a schoolgirl uniform onto the train. He lives to regret it (not).
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Xuan Lu opened her legs to him and Xiao Zhan wasted no time diving in. He pressed his mouth against her pussy, licking her out steadily as her thighs trembled around him. She was nestled between Yibo's legs and if Xiao Zhan looked up, not only could he see the planes of her body, her small breasts going up and down with her breathing, ribs expanding, her tipped back head and open mouth, but Yibo, gaze boring into Xiao Zhan's as he ate Xuan Lu out.
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06 Nov 2020
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[Come Inside] I'll Change Your Life by thisisthewei (thesockmonster)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
07 Aug 2020
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Lan Zhan is worried his lust for Wei Ying will scare him off. (He's wrong.)
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01 Nov 2020
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put him on his knees, give him something to believe in by orphan_account
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Sep 2020
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The next time Wei Ying kisses him, Lan Zhan is careful again. Wei Ying seems determined to make it very difficult.
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31 Oct 2020
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She's been watching him a while, she knows how unsatisfied he is. That no one will play with him.
Maybe it's time to change that. Maybe she should show him just how to get the boys interested.
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lessons in sex appeal by lewdwife (kurohswife)
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Sep 2020
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“Jiejie’s pictures are very sexy,” agrees Xie Lian. “They’re amazing.”
Jun Wu’s eyes gleam. “Does Xie Lian also want to learn how to take sexy photos? Sex appeal isn’t hard to learn at all, and it’s a woman’s most useful tool.”
Xie Lian hesitates. She doesn’t see a need to learn such a thing, not at all, but Jun Wu’s always taught her important life skills, so surely this would be no different?
“I… sure? How does jiejie suggest I learn?”
Jun Wu's palms slide over Xie Lian’s tummy, before venturing down lower, causing the younger woman to gasp. Her lips close in on Xie Lian’s ear, breath tickling.
“Let me teach you how to relax.”
Xie Lian’s boundary-ignoring family friend, Jun Wu, decides to “teach” her “sex appeal.”
AKA genderbend JunLian PWP where Jun Wu coerces Xie Lian into sex.
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23 Oct 2020
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When Mingjue retires for the night, his skin is buzzing with unspent tension, muscles tense from the stress of the day. He strips slowly, undoes his braids so his hair hangs in heavy waves down his back. He will have to rise early to redo them, but it is worth it for the sweet release along his scalp. Slowly, he feels the tension of the past week ebb as he finally, finally seeks his bed.
He is not alone.
Laid out like a gift, wrapped in nothing but a thin under-robe, is Meng Yao.
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Meng Yao returns from Cloud Recesses. Mingjue can't wait until morning.
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16 Jul 2020
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somnophilia in the time of vampires by astronicht for qinzai
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
09 Jul 2020
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On the road to Ferrara, strange foreign birds sing before dawn, and Lan Wangji reckons with some quirks of vampire physiology.
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09 Jul 2020
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Thigh fucking somnophilic heaven
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He’s fucking Jaehyun, sure, but what Jaehyun does in his intimacy, what he jerks off to when he’s alone – which Mark hopes is not recent, because what kind of fool would choose porn over him? – is none of Mark’s business.
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03 Jul 2019
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A rowdy night of drinking lands Kyungsoo in Jongin's bed. Sort of.
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31 Aug 2017