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“Nein. It was only arson. You have nothing to worry about,” the other man responds soothingly. “Athena is perfectly capable of handling it.”
“I know, I know.” Short Guy sighs, running a hand through his weird hair spikes. “But even cases like arson always seem to turn into murder cases with us.”
Jesus Christ. Are these two in the mob? They look a little too—well, she’s not going to say that, but they don’t look like they’re in the mob, for sure. The blond one looks like he’s on his way to audition for a European boy band. Victoire slowly puts her headphones on but turns her podcast off entirely so she can still hear the conversation next to her.
“And if this one turns into a murder case, you know that Athena will have Mr. Wright’s assistance if she requires any help. Don’t tell me you intend to let a little murder get in the way of a nice vacation.”
What the fuck, she mouths to herself.
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or, Victoire Encorte hates flying. At least there's free entertainment.
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whoever made the stars, they hung them up too far away by meathermac for Azure_Ace
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
31 Oct 2025
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The ballroom that the masquerade is being held in is beautiful, all crystal chandeliers and sparkling decorations, champagne and tiny appetizers, meaningless polite conversation and networking. Aventurine thinks that in another life, he might have liked events like these. Might have felt more at home in the suit that rubs uncomfortably against his wrists, might have been a little better at laughing at some executive’s terrible joke, might have been able to stomach the food a little more. Or maybe he would have just been better at pretending he fit in with this life. Even in another world, Aventurine would still be the same Avgin orphan; maybe his suits would have always hung a little loose, no matter how good he got at pretending he was comfortable in them.
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or, hacker!aventurine takes a contract just so he can kiss his boyfriend.
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- Part 2 of ransomware (punklorde aventurine au)
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find your people, then you'll find yourself by meathermac
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
29 Jul 2025
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Distantly, he thinks about Robin. She had always been the more social of the two of them, even when neither of them really had friends growing up. Robin was the one invited to sleepovers and movie nights and the like—Sunday was the one who stayed up late into the night just to read over the missive the Family had given him. But Robin was also the one who stayed up late with him and told him about the movie she’d just seen and how she’d like to watch it with him at some point.
Sunday had appreciated the gesture, but he’d never quite understood how she couldn’t tell how busy he was with everything, and had assumed that when she stopped asking she’d simply figured out that he didn’t have the time and was being respectful of that.
(Sunday knows now that there was simply no point in her asking a question she already knew the answer to. He had not convinced her that he didn’t have the time—he had simply crushed the hope that he would make some for her.)
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or, sunday gets invited to movie night and has feelings about it.
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Ifa realizes, basically as soon as the Traveler says that Cacucu is going to have to stay in the Palais Mermonia for a few days, that he is either going to have to suddenly start winning a lot of rock-paper-scissors games or forfeit control of his dick for the next couple of nights.
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or, ifa and ororon have some fun while they have the room to themselves.
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one dozen red roses by meathermac for ryoji
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
15 May 2025
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There is an inexplicable draw to Veritas Ratio, even as little as Aventurine actually knows about him, something beyond whatever surface level attraction there was to begin with. It’s not so ridiculous—Veritas is attractive, seems to be interested in Aventurine, and inexplicably was able to drop everything to run his mothers’ florist business for three months. That kind of person is fascinating, objectively, and unique things have always caught Aventurine’s attention.
He can’t remember the last time he looked at someone and thought, I think I want to date you, but that’s enough of an anomaly to make Veritas someone worth learning more about.
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or, ratio helps run his moms' flower shop, and aventurine winds up buying a lot of flowers.
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ransomware (punklorde aventurine au) by meathermac
Fandom: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
31 Oct 2025
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add up the days, you got someone to do life with by meathermac
Fandom: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
04 Jul 2024
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aventurine is a member of a notorious group of art thieves known as the ten stonehearts, who have been behind several billion dollars worth of art heists over the past decade or so.
still, aventurine thinks stealing dr. veritas ratio's heart is his greatest score ever.
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live a life from a new perspective by AHappyPup, blazeofglory, meathermac
Fandom: Not Another D&D Podcast (Podcast)
29 Dec 2020
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The modern AU where the Band of Boobs are an actual band--The Two Crew, starring Hardwon, Moonshine, Bev, Balnor, and Mavrus!
The fics are in the order they were posted, and don't need to be read in any specific order, but if you're curious, here's the timeline:
1. the two crew
2. your name is like a melody
3. they’ll be lookin us up when they all get home
4. you taste like summertime and cheap wine
5. move along with some new passion
6. new perspective
7. revel while it lasts (it’s the end of the world)
8. you gave me something to miss
9. can we fast forward
10. the ones we used to talk about
11. wherever you stray, i follow- Words:
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Taako’s senior year at Neverwinter High could be going better. Faced with a choice between joining the school’s floundering newspaper or being expelled, he opts for a career in journalism.
Lucretia, the paper’s editor, kind of wishes he'd gone the other way.
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- Part 1 of Author's Favourites
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24 Oct 2025
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for years i've been citing this as "one of the best fics i've ever read" and i only just now realized i didn't bookmark it. my life is a lie
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Love in Another Shape by celardor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Aug 2025
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After the events of the Immortal Alliance Conference, Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge find themselves suddenly dependent on one another for survival. In order to return to their beloved Shen Qingqiu, they’ll have to face down innumerable monsters, Luo Binghe’s unstable demonic powers, and their own tangled feelings.
Meanwhile, all Shen Qingqiu wants is to be left alone. Unfortunately, even with the System in hibernation he can’t seem to escape the demands of the plot. He finds himself tasked with sorting out the aftermath of the Conference, investigating a missing person case, and taking a trip to visit Liu Qingge’s family. Through it all, the narrative continues to deviate further and further from the original story Shen Qingqiu had read, ultimately leading to a discovery that could shed light on the past and bring long-buried secrets to the surface.
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- Part 2 of Love in Another Shape Series
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19 Jun 2025
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In the Hands of Deliverance by signetofbodhi
Fandoms: 崩坏3rd | Honkai Impact 3rd (Video Game)
04 Nov 2024
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Kevin Kaslana was mankind's hero, and a complicated man who few could understand. As he and his comrade's minds are unravelled by war and desolation, the icy cold chill of his powers seem to go far more than skin deep. Su is willing to do anything to stay by his side, even if he can never truly have his heart.
When Kevin realizes that Su's unique psychic powers can allow him to experience physical touch for the first time in over five years, the temptation breaks and warps him, awakening the nature of the beast sealed inside of him. How much is he willing to use Su just to experience some reprieve from the horrors of their reality?
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09 Feb 2025
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tea tea tea tea tea i love the worldbuilding in this so much and i'm so fucking eyes emoji to see if the reason the extra bits stuck around is because kevin knocked su up
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What Once Was by lazyserendipity
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
03 Dec 2022
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“How long.” It was supposed to be a question but his tone of voice wasn’t quite right. The words were breathy, and they sounded more like a heavy sigh than a question.
She reached out a hand and rubbed at the top of Kakyoin’s head. It was weird but comforting.
“You’ve been in a coma for about twelve years, dear.”
Kakyoin’s mind felt blank. He wasn’t sure what he was thinking.
“Oh.”
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Alternatively, after about twelve years, Kakyoin finally awakes from a coma. Unfortunately for him, his old friends believe him to be dead, and they're rather difficult to find.
Bookmarked by meathermac
31 Oct 2024
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i swear i thought i had this fic bookmarked but i didn't sjdhdjdbndjd anyway. i love this fic so much. holly kujo my beloved
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Things in Belobog are on the up and up. The Silvermane Guards are learning to work with Wildfire, and Bronya and Seele's progress towards a better city is progressing smoothly. However, when Seele becomes infected with fragmentum corrosion, all of that is over. With only so long left to live and a mind that is starting to disintegrate, can Seele keep everything under wraps before she is taken by the disease?