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Just one most post-Sinsmas Stolitz fic I had to get out of my system before season 3 hits.
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Once inside the bathroom, Stolas locked the door behind himself and rested his back against it. His chest was still heaving, his breaths coming out of him at a rapid pace.
Turning towards the sink to splash water on his face, he immediately caught sight of himself in the mirror. His face was dark and flushed, and the pupils of his eyes had been blown wide. He looked debauched. He looked disgusting. He suddenly felt like he was back in his old bathroom on those nights after he and Stella had attempted to conceive.
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Favors for favors (Andrealphus's Version)
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Stolas barely existed now.
He was just ‘pet’.
As he crawled through the living room and towards the hall without hesitation, he became his role. Blitz stepped close behind, his grip on the reins the whole time. Stolas was here to be used. That was his one purpose and nothing more.
Nothing more at all.
Blitz would worry about the rest. All Stolas had to do was what he was told.
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“Are you certain you’re okay?” Blitz whispered to him when none of the other staff were looking. “I can have another bath drawn for you or see if the doctor has some kind of salve–”
“Blitz,” Stolas whispered back through his gritted beak, “the lingering pain is not a problem, it is a perk. Didn’t you say that other men do this kind of thing regularly?”
“Well yes, but–”
“But nothing. Would you fret over their comfort afterwards like you are with me?”
“Of course not, but they weren’t dukes.”
“But they were noblemen, yes? Why do you think I’m so much more delicate than them?” Stolas asked, then lowered his voice an octave, “Besides, you’ve seen what I can handle now.”
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Uhh yeah it's a Regency AU
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The Ballad of Demons and Doves by mistbored for DancnDiva83
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
16 Mar 2026
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When Fizzirolli arrives back home after his kidnapping, safe and sound, he hurriedly tells Asmodeus that Striker still has Blitz in his custody. When Stolas overhears, he feels a terror rise up from his gut and without a second thought rushes to his rescue.
But he gets there too late. Or, almost too late...
Stolas will do whatever it takes to save Blitz, even if that means giving him a piece of himself. But just which piece does he give him?
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Blitz, I can’t accept this.
yeh well ur goin 2
What could I possibly need a phone for? The only person I am trying to reach won’t even answer my calls.
wow well ok fuk u too i gues
maybee idk use it to txt ur fukin boyfrend?????Is that what we’re calling it now?
sur
How romantic.
tats me baybee
mistr grand fukin roamnticSorry I can’t respond I’m too busy 💕swooning 💕
yeh wel u bettr pik ur sexi fethers asss up off the floor and explane wtf dis grosery list is
i cant find any off dis shit--
Picking up after the events of Sinsmas, told through a series of Reddit posts, text messages, and various other online media from different characters. Also there are illustrations because why the fuck not.
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Stolas is very much awake for the soft kiss Blitzø gives him.
An alternate ending to Mastermind. A continuation of the couch scene.
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“How many dates is this?” Verity asks, idly. “At some point, don’t you have to start wondering if he’s the problem, not the dates.”
“Thank you for your input, Vee,” Mobius sighs. “Don’t you have some tables to check up on? Or...”
He loses his train of thought as the man at the table leans forward languidly like a cat, resting his elbows on the table and gifting his current date with a Cheshire smile. A finger decorated with two thin gold rings above the middle knuckle traces around the edge of the highball glass suggestively and a lock of raven’s wing black hair falls out of his stylishly messy top knot and across his face.
Mobius wonders why someone like that feels the need to work so hard for attention, but the guy in the polo shirt with the perfect teeth sitting across from him barely seems to appreciate it so maybe that’s why. Mobius sure as hell is having a hard time looking away. The slit in that skirt is probably going to kill him before the night is over.
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Mobius works at the bar that Loki brings all his first dates to. None of them go well. Maybe someone needs a shoulder to cry on?
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i look up at the gaps of sunlight (i miss you more than anything) by teaandjam
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Jan 2024
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His coffee is always the perfect temperature. There is always an awning close by to shelter him from a sudden downpour. The radio never plays songs he doesn’t at least tolerate. Maybe if he had spent a life here, he would’ve known that wasn’t normal.
Mobius adjusts to his life on the timeline. The timeline adjusts to Mobius.
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One day Sean and Kevin’s dad came back different.
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“Come on. I’m terrible with this.”
Mobius waves the dagger around wildly as if to prove his point.
“That’s why you need to practice.” Loki steps forward, ducking under the swinging arc of the dagger, to adjust Mobius’s grip on the hilt. “Stop holding it like a toddler.”
“You give knives to toddlers!?”
“It’s a dagger and I got my first one when I was two and a half.”
“Yeah, and your upbringing is the standard by which all should be measured.”
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Loki commits to teaching Mobius self-defense and gets a little more than he bargained for. (An alternate take on S2:E2 just for fun.)