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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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10 Oct 2026
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so freaking good im gonna bust. got me into zhongchi hello
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"So, what great building did our master architect work on this time?"
Nothing. Four days ago, Kaveh thought he would never work on anything again.
"Where were you when Sumeru needed you most?"
Dying.
(Or: the one where Kaveh was born with Eleazar)
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30 Sep 2026
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Kaveh used to think that Alhaitham had mastered the art of ignoring him. The man would remain unflappable as he continued to read his worn copy of The Origins of Enkanomiyan Language, even when Kaveh was a hair’s breadth away from shattering the windows of their house with his severity of pitch.
No amount of screaming, threats to throw things, or violently waving in front of him could get Alhaitham to pause in his thirst for knowledge. As it turns out, Alhaitham literally just turns his hearing aids off so he doesn’t have to listen to Kaveh.
It’s for this exact reason that Kaveh has decided to learn Sumerian Sign Language.
or,
Kaveh learns sign language just to continue bickering with Alhaitham.
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- Part 1 of Deaf!Alhaitham
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30 Sep 2026
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“You heard me!” Hinata crows, pointing again. “Prove you two aren’t into each other. If there’s nothing there, then you won’t get hard if you, like...do a striptease!”
“Somebody cut him off,” Sakusa demands. “He’s clearly too drunk.”
“Yeah, Sho, what the fuck?” Atsumu chokes. “Get him some water, Bo.”
“No, no, wait.” Bokuto has that look in his eyes — the bright, excited glaze that precedes all of his terrible opinions. “It’s a good idea! If you grind all over Omi-Omi and neither of you like it, then we’ll know you’re telling the truth.”
or: giving your teammate a lap dance to prove you aren't into each other.
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21 Sep 2026
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The Art of Mortal Quests by feeling_the_aster_9145
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Superman - All Media Types
10 Oct 2025
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Annabeth Chase, Daughter of Athena, Architect of Olympus, Military Strategist, and Bane of Bruce Wayne
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09 Sep 2026