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    Three weeks into their delightful slog across Westeros, during yet another charming day of shitting in the woods, eating half-raw squirrel, and trudging his feet bloody, the single most dour and uninteresting woman Jaime had ever met in all of Westeros stopped in the middle of a field, drew a deep breath, and said, “When I was seven, my aunt came to visit with her son. My father told me that as the daughter of the house, it was my duty to show hospitality to my guests and to be gracious to them. I wanted to make him proud. So for three weeks, I let my cousin follow me around and talk to me about spiders.”

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    18 Dec 2025

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    It is a truth universally acknowledged that a stallion protagonist must be in want of a horse girl.

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    11 Dec 2025

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    Luo Binghe's efforts to pinpoint and travel to the 'nice' Shen Qingqiu's soul don't go according to plan, which is a slightly nicer way of saying that they fail miserably and only end up spitting him out in front of some unimpressive, irritating flower spirit that he'd apparently married a decade ago and promptly forgotten about. Oops.

    Even worse, Luo Binghe is struck by a curse that forces him to share a telepathic bond with this little spirit until they learn how to get along. Double oops.

    ...Actually, doesn't this 'Shen Yuan' seem a bit familiar...?

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    04 Dec 2025

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    Emperor Luo has so many wives he can barely keep track of them – sometimes he even forgets their names. The challenges that he faced when acquiring them for his harem all blur together. How then has his huli jing librarian managed to memorise them all? It’s impressive. What makes this intriguing fox demon so special? Perhaps this clever man can help him with harem management! Or maybe more…

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    03 Dec 2025

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    Instead of being found by Huan Hua Palace disciples, Luo Binghe meets a Wan Jian disciple who instantly falls in love with his sword.

    No, not that sword. Xin Mo.

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    30 Nov 2025