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Mirabelle didn't deserve to die, Siffrin was just on the wrong side of history. None of that mattered, though. Siffrin had a job to do. He really had to get his head back in the game before he lost it.
(Or, an AU where Siffrin is actually an assassin sent by the King to kill Mirabelle (based off the bathroom dialogue scene!))
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The Interview by Banora_White (Aikori_Ichijouji) for Astrakis
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XVI
23 Dec 2025
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Valisthean scored an exclusive interview for their magazine's latest issue with premier danseurs Dion Lesage and Joshua Rosfield to talk about the inaugural Hideaway ballet production of an old PhoenixFlare legend. It may or may not be the fault of the interviewer that they immediately fell in love with the idea of shipping them together.
But, really, can you blame them?
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Who, What, and Wenclair (2025) by Achromatophoria
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), The Addams Family (Movies - Sonnenfeld)
23 Dec 2025
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Here be inedibly incorrect (and sometimes inappropriate) Wenclair for 2025. Within you’ll be subjected to a daily dose of inane humor.
Definitely contains: Excessive bad puns, (im)mature humor, Enid and Wednesday’s mutually failed attempts at flirting, Bianca Barclay’s eternal exasperation, Yoko Tanaka being a certified funny bitch, Xavier being cruelly ragged on, and more.
Note: Sundays are a compilation of 3 to 5 shorts.
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- Part 2 of Who, What, and Wenclair
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Behind every great superspy team is a petty group chat.
Or: Holley is new. She's read the manual for every possible situation out in the field, but she's very unprepared for the chaos that awaits behind locked phone screens.
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- Part 1 of Don't Forget the C.H.R.O.M.E. Finish
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What if HG was part of the Six?
Basically, I watched Sanctuary right after watching Warehouse 13 and this is what happened.“There was a group of us, the Six, we were all scientists, wanting to keep anything that was considered as ‘different’ safe. Of course, a lot of our ideas were insane, crazy and laughed at.” HG added.
“The six? Who does that involve?” Myka looked at Helen and HG who shared a look.
“Nikola Tesla, James Watson, Helen Magnus, John Druitt, myself and Nigel Griffin.” HG confirmed.
Myka blinked rapidly before continuing to eat, Helen sitting down behind her desk, handing it over to HG to continue to explain.
“We studied in Oxford, Adam tried to join the group several times but proved untrustworthy, so we unanimously decided not to include him. Our group had been running tests and experiments, wanting to see what humanity could become, Helen had managed to get her hands on some pure ancient vampire blood, and we’d all be intrigued to see what it would do if it were mixed with human dna. So, each of us had some injected into us.” HG looked at Helen.
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The Raphael Paradox DRAFT by Same_Difference
Fandoms: Christian Bible, Abrahamic Religions, Original Work
23 Dec 2025
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When one of his most powerful demons disappears in a human city, Lucifer is forced to make an unplanned trip to earth to find them. This should be in and out, find the idiot and haul them back to the underworld.
The Archangel Gabriel was trying to take the night off, but when she runs into an old enemy, she's not opposed to some unplanned demon hunting.
Things get complicated when they realize they're looking for the same person.Series
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Not The Best Catholic This Christmas by AnonyMPC
Fandoms: Original Work, Christmas Tales & Traditions
22 Dec 2025
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Will's always been considered the altar boy of the family, even into his thirties, but he has a lot to confess before Christmas Eve Mass this year, thanks to a family holiday party and an underage niece who seems determined to lead him into sin. Yes, he's definitely Not The Best Catholic This Christmas...
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Kiss-mas came early! by Templar_Headless
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
22 Dec 2025
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Valentine's day with Air Groove goes well.
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Not so different (The two watch Pokémon) by Piliiiiconfusionf
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
22 Dec 2025
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Sonic and Maria know more about each other trough the Pokémon's first movie!
(Or Pokémon is my oldest hyperfixation and I wanted to write my AU guys watching it)
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- Part 2 of Sonic ARK AU
- Part 2 of In ARK
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Sequel to Cold Comfort but can be read as a standalone.
Leonard Snart knows that Barry and the Arrow are friends, so he calls him to help deal with the aftermath of Team Flash’s betrayal. Oliver is more than willing to and is surprisingly chill with Len.Series
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Aziraphale is supposed to be catching a plane home for Christmas. A chance encounter with an old friend throws everyones' plans into chaos.
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You and your family are just enjoying a nice day at the park, when a life changing event happens that ruins everything.
You get taken away to a facility to be tested on...
Life doesn't feel as peaceful as it once did, you hated your new life.
"I wish I could just go into those story books I used to read..."
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Sans makes a HIGHLY inappropriate joke, and Papyrus is having none of it.
So, Papyrus heads over to Undyne for some comfort
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The Conjuration Wizard by dustor7689
Fandoms: Pathfinder (Roleplaying Game), My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010), My Little Pony, pathfinder 1e
21 Dec 2025
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After a long session of Pathfinder 1E with the boys and watching the first two episodes of MLP for the first time, Sebastian Hilam gets sucked into the body of his first Pathfinder character, a conjuration wizard named Meridin, and thrown into Equestria right before Nightmare Moon's defeat.
At least Sebastian has his familiar, Aldin, and gets to be a wizard. So I guess it's not that bad of a time for him.
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Elegy for a Sonata by H_phone001
Fandoms: Love Live! School Idol Project, ラブライブ! 虹ヶ咲学園スクールアイドル同好会 | Love Live! Nijigasaki Gakuen School Idol Doukoukai (Anime), Love Live! Sunshine!!
21 Dec 2025
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Umi Sonoda has not lived a fulfilling life. She finds herself on her deathbed, surrounded by no one other than the ghosts of her regrets. Even later still, she ends up at the door leading to the afterlife, where she gets told her non-descript 'score' is the lowest that has ever been recorded.
The clerk who judges her however has a proposition: she will allow Umi to have a second chance at living the life she should have lived, in exchange for getting to study exactly how this vague scoring system works. Within the comforts of a messaging app on Umi's smartphone!
What does it mean to get a high score at life? What paths will this pursuit take Umi down? What people will she meet and bonds will she forge? Join Umi as she battles against expectations, her own insecurities and even fate itself...
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I reach you, therefore I am by zerovmai
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
21 Dec 2025
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Bound by duty to a crown he does not love, Jax stands at the altar beside Princess Ragatha. To the kingdom, their union is perfection. But in the crowd, one nervous jester catches his gaze—and in that fleeting eye contact, everything unravels.
In a world of vows and chains, their love is forbidden. Yet in reaching each other, they find freedom—and in that freedom, they exist.
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Erys'enya is perfectly content living her unambitious life watching her dearest friends pair off and get hitched and find their well-deserved happily-ever-afters. Really. She is.
She just wishes that the weddings of mutual friends didn't come with the drawback of running into her bastard ex at every fucking one.
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Soap buys a house in the neighbourhood to be close enough to help his sister raise his niece. As it turns out, there's something, or rather someone, already living there.
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Why did Soap buy an old creepy house? He was looking for his boo!
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The Omegaverse side story no one asked for by GinKorri
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
20 Dec 2025
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Tensions flare and pheromones dance in this omegaverse fiction that was born from one phrase: McSausage.
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The main cast of Undertale finally made it out of the Underground... But... something seems strange, especially to Frisk. Where is everyone? Where is humanity? How will the monsters be able to live on the surface? What is... going on?
A Vintage Story x Undertale Crossover