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    Ilyukhina flops back down onto the bed. “You’re no fun. Hey, Rocky, what it is like sharing a head with Grace?”

    Leaky. Memories always falling out. Have to remind it eat, much disgust.

    I put up a finger. “First of all, Rocky doesn’t share a head with me. He has his own head. It’s just that he’s always butting into mine.”

    Only because I love you.

    “Love you too, buddy.”

    “Aww, you guys are so cute.” Ilyukhina rolls onto her stomach. “Hey Rocky, did you know that Grace once accidentally called Stratt ‘mom’?”

     

    (Grace introduces Rocky to Ilyukhina. Too late, he realizes this was a mistake.)

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    10 Aug 2026

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    Eva nods again, slowly. “Okay. So. What you’re saying is… your telepathic alien soulmate named Rocky has been helping you brainstorm solutions to the problems in the engineering department.”
     

    As soon as the pictures came in from the Venus probe, Eva Stratt got to work. She spoke with every reputable xenobiologist she could find. Every one of them pointed to Dr Ryland Grace. All of them told her, in varying degrees of politeness, that he was a little… unhinged.

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    10 Aug 2026

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    When Rocky returns to planet Erid after 60 odd years, Adrian expects a beautiful reunion with their long lost partner and a happily ever after under a brightening star. Instead, they get an extremely codependent and traumatized mate, and a malnourished, creepy, leaky space blob, who are attached at the hip. Could Adrian learn to love this alien creature, or will it tear their marriage apart?

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    07 Aug 2026

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    Grace has many Earth sayings that Rocky has grown fond of. To use one of his most favorite, in Rocky’s defense, he had assumed that humans, due to their unfortunate condition of being extraneously fleshy and containing concerning amounts of liquid, were being dramatic, as humans often are, about the impact of small scale penetration for slightly extended periods of time. But Rocky loves his Grace very much and likes giving him nice things, so he intends to uncover the truth for himself.

    Upon further investigation, he fears the humans were not, in fact, being dramatic.

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    Or, Rocky figures out what a butt plug is, decides to secretly test run one on himself to figure out how to eventually put it in Grace, and gets his shit wrecked, in that order.

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    06 Aug 2026

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    When Soap and Ghost end up in a routine of masturbating together, Soap has to confront feelings he'd never explored. He wasn't sure he was as straight as he always assumed he was. It turns out to be a harder question to answer than he previously assumed. and Ghost wasn't making this any easier for him.

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    23 Nov 2025