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If you're a heretic, then so am I by sirius_ate_my_homework
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
21 Jul 2026
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Ilyukhina flops back down onto the bed. “You’re no fun. Hey, Rocky, what it is like sharing a head with Grace?”
Leaky. Memories always falling out. Have to remind it eat, much disgust.
I put up a finger. “First of all, Rocky doesn’t share a head with me. He has his own head. It’s just that he’s always butting into mine.”
Only because I love you.
“Love you too, buddy.”
“Aww, you guys are so cute.” Ilyukhina rolls onto her stomach. “Hey Rocky, did you know that Grace once accidentally called Stratt ‘mom’?”
(Grace introduces Rocky to Ilyukhina. Too late, he realizes this was a mistake.)
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10 Aug 2026
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The World's Leading Xenobiologist (And Engineer, Apparently) by sirius_ate_my_homework for JUBE514
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
20 Jul 2026
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Eva nods again, slowly. “Okay. So. What you’re saying is… your telepathic alien soulmate named Rocky has been helping you brainstorm solutions to the problems in the engineering department.”
As soon as the pictures came in from the Venus probe, Eva Stratt got to work. She spoke with every reputable xenobiologist she could find. Every one of them pointed to Dr Ryland Grace. All of them told her, in varying degrees of politeness, that he was a little… unhinged.
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10 Aug 2026
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Sound of Mind by SaturnIsSick
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
24 Aug 2026
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When Rocky returns to planet Erid after 60 odd years, Adrian expects a beautiful reunion with their long lost partner and a happily ever after under a brightening star. Instead, they get an extremely codependent and traumatized mate, and a malnourished, creepy, leaky space blob, who are attached at the hip. Could Adrian learn to love this alien creature, or will it tear their marriage apart?
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07 Aug 2026
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Hey, Sweetheart. You're Awfully Quiet. by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
01 Aug 2026
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Grace has many Earth sayings that Rocky has grown fond of. To use one of his most favorite, in Rocky’s defense, he had assumed that humans, due to their unfortunate condition of being extraneously fleshy and containing concerning amounts of liquid, were being dramatic, as humans often are, about the impact of small scale penetration for slightly extended periods of time. But Rocky loves his Grace very much and likes giving him nice things, so he intends to uncover the truth for himself.
Upon further investigation, he fears the humans were not, in fact, being dramatic.
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Or, Rocky figures out what a butt plug is, decides to secretly test run one on himself to figure out how to eventually put it in Grace, and gets his shit wrecked, in that order.
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06 Aug 2026
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When Soap and Ghost end up in a routine of masturbating together, Soap has to confront feelings he'd never explored. He wasn't sure he was as straight as he always assumed he was. It turns out to be a harder question to answer than he previously assumed. and Ghost wasn't making this any easier for him.
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23 Nov 2025
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"Shit," Ghost murmured.
Soap followed his line of sight to the floor. The vial that had been in Ghost’s hand was now on the ground, smashed open, its contents in a puddle at their feet. A soft vapor coiled up between them and Soap instantly felt a little dizzy.
"Oh, this is not good, Johnny."
"What is it? Some kind of poison?" Soap took a step back, starting to panic from the concern Ghost was relaying. And that lightheaded feeling was only getting worse.
Ghost shook his head and hooked a finger in his collar, swallowing thickly. "No. A sex drug."
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Ghost and Soap stumble upon one of the Las Almas Cartel's drug labs trying to escape from the Shadows. They get much more than they bargained for when a vial of a new powerful drug on the market breaks open at their feet. It's going to be one long fucking night.
(Takes place as a continuation of the end of the Alone mission in MW 2)Bookmarked by munkeebread
23 Nov 2025
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A famous tale, told far and wide, shock and awe, gently as he drowsed. Of the Gods and sacrifice, like they often are. True or not, it wasn't something John concerned himself with once he grew older. He may be from the island, but he spent most of his childhood in Athens. For all the stories of virgin sacrifices, he's not heard or seen anyone being taken. The smell of death here suggests he was wrong, or he's not the first Thomas promised clemency to.
His life was to be forfeit regardless. Here, he stands a chance. Slay the beast, return with proof—it's head, but any part will do—and his crimes are forgiven.
In which John follows his path, both hunted and hunter of the beast that stalks these halls. That's all Simon is. Isn't he?
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"Close now. Remember the rules?" Ghost talks loud to be heard, but his voice rumbles low and deeper through him than the engines and their repetitive noise, an edge there that Soap can’t put his finger on, reminiscent of how he sounds when Price tightens their leash.
"There are no rules," he echoes their earlier conversation, but relents as Ghost narrows his eyes. "Forty-eight hours. I'm late, I fail. I'm caught, I fail. I die to some random animal attack or 'cause I break my ankle, I fail and ye won't come find me. That about it?"
Soap has some things to work out. Ghost is happy to help.
Neither is prepared for just how far they'll go.Bookmarked by munkeebread
22 Oct 2025
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Arthur and Kiku have been having an awful hard time with this work-life balance thing. There's been a whole lot of work and not lot of (sex) life and that has them thrown off balance. They should fix that before they just die.
Luckily no one ever uses Conference Room E!
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It's finally time for a break. Soap and Ghost try to get on the same page about what that means, Price sheds his first tear since '06, and Gaz gets absolutely sloshed out of his mind.
Navigating life outside base and battlefield is a tricky ordeal.
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- Part 13 of Any Time You Need Me
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21 Jul 2025
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As I have not read Visions of V I thought it would be fun to come up with how V came to find Dante and what happened in the month before the game proper starts. My friend came up with the OC of Raven, an amateur demon hunter and bookstore owner for me so I could draw some porn of V and now he's getting a chance to be the POV character for this fic!
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20 Jul 2025
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A canon-compliant rework and extension of MW2: Reboot.
Simon was an unstoppable force, but Fate was an immovable object.
Stationary.
When you ignore it, and put up walls to secure yourself, it only delays the inevitable. Unavailing. It doesn’t stop it. Moments in time slowly drill their way through, picking an open scab until it turns to scar tissue. It will break your skin until it drains you. You will deteriorate into ashes, scattered by the wind.
And if you force yourself against Fate, shielded with a lifetime of trauma that you use to protect yourself– you’re forced to recognize why you put the walls up in the first place. Every moment full of agony, abuse, anguish.
Your walls will crumble, because Fate never fails.
And as Fate tore the first wall apart, Simon was pushed.
**EARLY CHAPTERS ARE IN BETA, WILL BE LABELED WHEN UPDATED.**
CHAPTERS 1-4 UPDATED AS OF APRIL 8TH
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14 Jul 2025
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“—And if you’d been asked to rip the heart from your chest, just to sew it into my own?” V asks in a whisper, a shudder running down his spine. “If your grand magic trick had said to use your veins as thread and to fashion your teeth into sewing needles? Would you have unraveled for me, Vergil?”
“Are you asking me to?” He breathes back, thumbs sinking into the dip where V’s thighs connect to his hips. “Is that what you want from me?”
“I might.” V replies with a sigh, with a nip at his lover’s lower lip. “Maybe I just want to call you on your bluff.”
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In which Vergil wakes from a nightmare and V is able to offer a more than suitable distraction.
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- Part 5 of Heaven in a Wild Flower
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13 Jun 2025
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It had been two months, three weeks, and five days since Dante and Vergil returned from Hell after severing the portal to the demon world and arrived unceremoniously on the doorstep of Devil May Cry. Longer still had been the wait between them leaving and reappearing, which had taken six months, three weeks, and eighteen days.
For those two months, three weeks, and five days, Arcade had been struggling to approach Vergil. In his mind, he was constantly trying to rationalize why this man was seemingly so different from V, the person he had known prior and fell in love with. It felt as if Vergil was an entirely new person and V had been replaced completely- But he knew that couldn’t be true. Hell, he saw firsthand V reunite his dying body with Urizen after carrying the man to the deepest depths of the Qliphoth tree with Nero, he saw V become Vergil.
But if this was fundamentally the same person, why did he feel like a stranger had taken up residence in the room next door? Who was this man he let into his heart, and when did he plan on asking if he still felt the same?
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- Part 1 of Ship of Theseus
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12 Jun 2025
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Can I Feel Love (The Way My Heart Feels Pain) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Devil May Cry (Gameverse)
13 Feb 2025
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V and Vergil have been together for a while now, and for a few months, Dante has occasionally joined in with them in bed. It helps him with the creeping feeling of loneliness, and it seems to please both of his new partners as well. He needs them to take care of him, and they need him, too.
When he enters their room that evening, he's just expecting a good time- and not the breakdown that comes after it.-
Or, half of it is porn and the other is angst >:)
I don't know how to summarise porn oopsie- Language:
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12 Jun 2025
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A series of Hitman one shots and drabbles/prompts, not safe for consumption. Let's start with 47/Smith and let it go downhill from there.
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12 Jun 2025
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Five Times Dante Watched, and One Time He Didn't by adastreia for pangs
Fandoms: Devil May Cry
21 Dec 2020
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Dante’s a good devil hunter – doesn’t normally need to call in backup outside of those two friends of his, but occasionally he calls you in on a big job, and more occasionally the two of you end up in bed afterward. You’re not anything beyond colleagues who enjoy getting each other off from time to time, so you have no guilt hooking up with his client, this mysterious tattooed goth twink that's been hanging around. Maybe you’re even trying to make Dante a little jealous, and it’s working.
You haven’t noticed, but Dante has certainly noticed you.
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14 May 2025
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Dante's present to you this year involves a little help from someone special.
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14 May 2025
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When Lady sends Dante to pick up an order from her apothecary, he expects an easy job. Instead, he ends up harder than he's ever been in his life.
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- Part 1 of Mount and Do Me
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05 May 2025
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(Small Sequel to "Moment's In Time", don't have to read it first as this can be stand alone!!)
What was supposed to be your day took a couple left turns, didn't it?**~Dante x Male Reader/You x Vergil~**
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- Part 2 of Sinfully Divine, Wholesomely Sublime
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01 Mar 2025